No baby oil?
Why are they trying to destroy TRADITION!?
*adjusts leather waistcoat*
We are unable to attend the opening. We’re Flatley people. Always have been. Not ashamed to say it.
But should you care for a chance to win our invite (above) kindly sent in this morning, just complete this sentence.
Oh, I want to go see dance with somebody. With somebody like [insert name of friend, relative, etc] because…
Lines close at 2.30pm