No baby oil?

No bandana?

Why are they trying to destroy TRADITION!?

*adjusts leather waistcoat*

We are unable to attend the opening. We’re Flatley people. Always have been. Not ashamed to say it.

But should you care for a chance to win our invite (above) kindly sent in this morning, just complete this sentence.

Oh, I want to go see dance with somebody. With somebody like [insert name of friend, relative, etc] because…

Lines close at 2.30pm