Fergus O’Neill of Grand Grand Grand Grand writes:
“Ma, mummy, mammy, mater, what do you call yours? I’ve taken the stress out of Mother’s Day with this handy card for working-class heroes likes meself and posh bastards like them next door. Just circle whatever you call yours.”
The cards cost €3.50 and can be bought here
Irish-made stuff marked Irish-made stuff to firstname.lastname@example.org. No fee, cards, etc.