Ah here.
Before scoring Germany’s World Cup winning goal, Mario Götze was arguably best known for these photos from a holiday with his girlfriend in Ibiza in 2012.
He’s no Marty Whelan, in fairness.
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Ah here.
Before scoring Germany’s World Cup winning goal, Mario Götze was arguably best known for these photos from a holiday with his girlfriend in Ibiza in 2012.
He’s no Marty Whelan, in fairness.
20 year old gets hard on shock
Ah don’t be so hard on them.
Lads, would ye not consider having a chat with Lars at this stage?
He’s only being curious, like any child. The lads need to sit him down and explain how this happens and why it can never happen to bodger.
Grow the fupp up.
#{}#
When ya Gotze to go, you Gotze to go!
Die nationalmannschaft
This is the best German related boner gag. Disgusted I didn’t think of it.
Seriously? Boner jokes? Are we all 14?
In fairness, if any of us were standing beside his girlfriend dressed like that, we’d be pitching tents.
LOL @ Marty Whelan. How did that get printed?
i think you’ll find that approximately 50% of us would be physically incapable of ‘pitching tents’ due to the fact that we are female, regardless of other factors.
Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
As you said yourself: in fairness.
That’s what she said.
Purile.
prudish
There’s really no need for this on broadsheet.
Up with this sort of thing he Götze.
what a gross invasion of privacy! Literally showing someone’s private parts on the internet.
The same muppets get on their high horse about Data Protection and then act like Peeping Tom perverts when it’s someone else.
Creeps
That thing is an invasion of my privacy- nearly choked on my pain choc this morning.
Arguably… but not really.
how come the Germany players all have really beautiful girlfriends while the English players girlfriends all look like morlocks..