19 thoughts on “Apogullypse Now

  1. ReproBertie

    18 seagulls started at one end of the green outside my house yesterday and, in a clearly orchestrated manoeuvre, moved from one end to the other clearing the green of pigeons and magpies.

    It’s only a matter of time before we get “I, for one, wlecome” posts.

  2. All the good ones fly south for winter

    Did you ever know that you’re my hero?
    You’re everything I wish I could be.
    I could fly higher than a seagull,
    ’cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

    If Beth has one failing, it was her poor choice of bird in that chorus.

    1. Bingo Slimz

      Gulls are commonly known as Seagulls. They’re not INCORRECTLY known as Seagulls, but commonly known. As in, it’s perfectly acceptable to call them Seagulls, everyone bar you does, so get with the times. Language evolves. Just like the Seagull.

  3. eamonn moran

    Why don’t you feed your cat inside and stop whinging.
    Food left outside attracts wild animals shocker!

  4. Alan McLoughlin

    Sounds like a pretty serious issue. Maybe something that should be brought up at Seanad level?

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