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“Dive-bombing seagulls have turned a London street into “something out of Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds”, say residents.”
“They told how the flock had settled on the rooftops of homes and offices, attacking elderly people, children — and anyone wearing red.”“The gull droppings are so corrosive they can eat through paintwork on buildings and cars, while the birds have also ripped open plastic bin bags and targeted recycling containers, scattering the contents up and down the street as they scavenge for food.”
We’re not alone.
Previously: Mean Gulls
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niafall!
I know exactly what you mean…these good folk know nothing of true seagulls…I lived in Dundee for a period and the gulls there were massive! They fed on Kebab meat too…..which only made them more destructive than the humans that ate the same meat…..
Perhaps they’ve been training the bastard crows round where I live.
Pricks!
Lock them up and throw away the key I say, I remember a time when a person could walk down the street without fear of being set upon by delinquent, cowardly gulls who prey on the vulnerable. Sitting around drinking cans of strong cider and leaving their used syringes lying about in the park for just about anybody to step on.
One time a seagull asked me for two quid for a “taxi home to Carrick”, he seemed fairly genuine and I felt like helping someone out so I handed it over and he was very grateful. But, the very next day I saw the same gull with a 2 litre bottle of Devil’s Bit outside Centra. He was cursing at passers-by in a drunken rage while scouring the ground for the end of a cigarette. The Guards had to be called and it took a can of CS gas and a belt of a baton to take him down.
Gordon: “All we know is that there’s still no contact with the colony, and that a gullomorph may be involved”
…..much later in North LN 426
Hudson: “That’s it, man. Game over, man! Game over! What the f*ck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do? “