90353134Ryanair marketing boss Kenny Jacobs with cabin staff Malwina Reilly (left) and Georgia Hogan

The lovely folk at Ryanair,
Now offer an inflated fare,
So the business elite,
Can get the best seat,
And bring a big bag, and a spare.

John Moynes

(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)

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9 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Wilson-IRL

    Business Elite?

    Feck that, I have no problems spending an extra 70 quid to get better seats on a Ryanair flight. Its better than the flying cattle trailers they have now.

    1. Spartacus

      That’s not how it works. You pay an extra 70 and they give you a priority-priority Q, they snarl at you in a slightly less agressive manner, and you get to fill up the overhead bins with your overweight bags before the cattle get on board. Otherwise, it’s the same pony show as before.

      1. ABM's bloody underwear

        I’ve flown Ryanair a few times. Decent price and I checked the terms and conditions, re – bag checking and weight as well as self check-in beforehand. Never had a problem.

    1. Mr. T.

      You’ll find that most PR people are in fact middle aged bottle blonds driving Mercedes convertibles with a list of wannabe models available for photos holding oversized objects while wearing bikinis.

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