The Spiders Who Love Me

SpiderMam, SpiderMam, Makes a dinner, In a pan, “How was school?” “It was fine” “Who is bullying You this time?” I care ‘Cos I’m a SpiderMam

— Rob Stears (@RobStears) September 11, 2014

SpiderDad SpiderDad Withholds allowance When I’ve been bad He screams at A tv Car is scratched He blames me When I grow I’ll be a SpiderDad — Rob Stears (@RobStears) September 11, 2014

SpiderBoss SpiderBoss Ur nana died He won’t give a toss At ur desk By half eight He’ll lose his shit If ur late A prick He is a SpiderBoss

— Rob Stears (@RobStears) September 11, 2014

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