10 thoughts on “Are You Going To Be Long?

  1. The Old Boy

    Ban this filth.

    And “Lovin’ Dublin” as well, seeing as you have your “banned” stamp out.

  2. munkifisht

    Being, as I am, a native of Howth, I can assure you that number 2 could get very very weird. Those car parks are notorious dogging locations. You might think you’re being amorous, but hitting the lighting stalk with your arse, leaving the window open a crack cause it’s stuffy, or even worse, opening your door and you might find yourself in an unsolicited sex orgy.

  3. epson aculaser c100

    surely this cue ball is in actuality a 12 year old kid holding in a piss while bashing out the last few lines of what he envisions will be the talk of the playground in the morning

  4. John E. Bravo

    Brought this Paul Durcan poem to mind (which I’ve copied and pasted so I hope it’s right).

    Making love outside Áras an Uachtaráin.

    When I was a boy, myself and my girl
    Used bicycle up to the Phoenix Park;
    Outside the gates we used lie in the grass
    Making love outside Áras an Uachtaráin.

    Often I wondered what de Valera would have thought
    Inside in his ivory tower
    If he knew we were in his green, green grass
    Making love outside Áras an Uachtaráin.

    Because the odd thing was–oh how odd it was–
    We both revered Irish patriots
    And we dreamed our dreams of a green, green flag
    Making love outside Áras an Uachtaráin.

    But even had our names been Diarmaid and Gráinne
    We doubted de Valera’s approval
    For a poet’s son and a judge’s daughter
    Making love outside Áras an Uachtaráin.

    I see him now in the heat-haze of the day
    Blindly stalking us down;
    And, levelling an ancient rifle, he says “Stop
    Making love outside Áras an Uachtaráin.”

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