14 thoughts on “What The [Beep]?

  1. Tony the Toy Gur

    And then you can take your sister out for special screening and give her a nice patting down.

    Jesus who comes up with this stuff.

    1. Clampers Outside!

      Something to do with Tony getting felt up by his sister when playing security guards…

      He was obviously never the patient as a child when playing Doctors and Nurses.

      Come to think of it, neither was I…. we played Vets and beef cattle… plastic hammers and your balls in a Fisher Price vice!

      Good times!

  2. Kieran NYC

    The fella already has his shoes off. Fast learner.

    Nothing worse than people who get to security and it seems a complete shock to them that you have to do stuff.

    1. Mikeyfex

      Horrendous. There are two types of airport users. The people you refer to there stop walking and stand side by side on travelators, never have their boarding card/passport handy til it’s asked of them directly by the various airport people, and then stand in the aisle while they rummage in their bag for their f”kin bookmark as the queue to board builds up behind them.

      The other type are racers, I’m one of those. I appreciate the futility but I just can’t be doing with em.

      1. Kieran NYC

        I’m a racer too. Airports stress me out so I want to get it all organized as quickly as possible!

        I just don’t know why people are so unprepared. Not like 9/11 happened yesterday – it’s been over ten years of the high security. Even if you haven’t flown before, you must have heard stories…

        Oy vey.

        1. Mikeyfex

          That got me in London the last time I was there actually. It was a shuttle to the hotel but then when it had National Express plastered all over it I had to run to the ATM just in case. Something like £6 then for a 5min bus journey. Rip off repu…

          1. Don Pidgeoni

            Hmm that’s a bit tricky. I meant more women who get in the bus then take 5 mins to find their oyster/ bus card. Kick them off I say!!

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