On Friday Mannix Flynn told me not to cycle on the pavement.
andyourpointiswhatexactly
Proper order. Good man, Mannix.
Stewart Curry
Telling you the rules of the road like a street preacher
Spaghetti Hoop
He most likely had no objection to the mini fifty years ago.
scottser
sure who would object to the mini? they’re a fine little car
Anne
In Cork, this one time, a man who was much of hair of face and shabbimess of clothes once asked me if I was a “fvck1ng stockbroker”. This because I was on my mobile phone. It was a Panasonic EB-G520. Today, I would not ask someone if they were a stockbroker if they were on this phone,
That’s cos I am nice and the phone is a piece of sh1te.
Zynks
The guy knows nothing, everyone knows that there ain’t such a thing as a female stockbroker.
Havin’ said that, Anne, do you really remember the 2 letter dash 1 letter plus three numbers model of a 15 year old phone? Are you a stockbroker by any chance?
Rep
It only happened last week tbf.
Anne
Sure it was PRACTICALLY yesterday…. 1996 :)
Anne
Yes and no. I grew up without any mobile phones being around. This meant people’s poor overworked brains had to remember things like phone numbers. It was good training for remmebering all other sorts of numerical details too.
Then people let the iPhone 3 do all their talking and thinking for them and the average iq sunk like a stone in a pond.
True story.
Check you with your fancy bright blue calming carpet… it’s clean an’ all !
Nice legs Lucy! :)
Frilly Christmas Everyone*
He probably just wanted his jumper back
Kdoc
I demand to see more, just so I can make a proper judgement, like.
delacaravanio
I second this motion.
Soundings
Was he around 5 feet tall, in a smart overcoat? Little fecker was barging his way along the footpath on Sth Great George Street last week, poking people, including me and I was walking by myself, with his finger and yelling “fornicator!” at them.
BTW, you have fetching legs, but somehow your pic above reminds me of the Wizard of Oz, a house hasn;’t just landed on you, has it.
Temple Bar Denizen
Little old guy with a white moustache, a bit dressed up in a tiny suit like a stockbroking ewok? Someone like him used to charge into women on O’Connell street and shout ‘you fuppin bitch!’ and make as if they had bumped into him. Nasty little divil.
Ciarán
Ha ha, like fornicator is an insult!
If some old guy shouted that at me I’d just spin around and give him a Fonzie-style smile and double thumbs up. Don’t you know it.
You should have told him to fupp off looking at your legs and then kicked him in the balls.
ArtVanderlay
It looks like you were falling over while taking that photo.
jeremy kyle
Put those bad boys away before you cause a car crash.
andyourpointiswhatexactly
That’s a greyhound skirt. Chasing the hare.
A haw haw hee haw.
dhaughton99
Hussey.
Soundings
Gemma or Olivia?
DD
Walking down the Rathmines rd recently behind a young Eastern European couple-they were carrying a load of bargain bog roll. An oul fella approached them and asked them if they were, “off to take a f**king shite?”.
They were awful confused.
Stewart Curry
Dublin wit is basically saying the first thing that comes into your head without letting your brain worry about it too much.
I remember the last time I was uneasy with a skirt in a room… it was so wide it touched all four walls of the room, and it barely 6 inches too. Most intimidating.
I was hemmed in by it when the door closed !
Spaghetti Hoop
Did you go back to wearing trousers after that?
Jess
Tips fedora
Kevin Keegan
Suspenders,no Knickers.Goood girl.
Maybe stand over a mirrir and retake?
Don Pidgeoni
Retake a look at your life if you can’t spell mirror, you mean
Spaghetti Hoop
Just ‘retake a look at your life’ is enough.
Don Pidgeoni
True, very true. But that’s people called Kevin for you isn’t it?
Ciarán
JESUS CHRIST BROADSHEET COULD YOU NOT HAVE PUT A NSFW WARNING ON THAT PICTURE!!!1
Bingo
A wino approached me in Rathmines holding a noose & threatened to hang me.
Headbanger.
eamonn clancy
Quick, run to the nearest Church of the offended and weep
That’s nothing. A tramp once shouted at me to get a hair cut.
lol
Enough with the slut-shaming.
A homeless once told me the secret of Fatima.
Once.
On Friday Mannix Flynn told me not to cycle on the pavement.
Proper order. Good man, Mannix.
Telling you the rules of the road like a street preacher
He most likely had no objection to the mini fifty years ago.
sure who would object to the mini? they’re a fine little car
In Cork, this one time, a man who was much of hair of face and shabbimess of clothes once asked me if I was a “fvck1ng stockbroker”. This because I was on my mobile phone. It was a Panasonic EB-G520. Today, I would not ask someone if they were a stockbroker if they were on this phone,
That’s cos I am nice and the phone is a piece of sh1te.
The guy knows nothing, everyone knows that there ain’t such a thing as a female stockbroker.
Havin’ said that, Anne, do you really remember the 2 letter dash 1 letter plus three numbers model of a 15 year old phone? Are you a stockbroker by any chance?
It only happened last week tbf.
Sure it was PRACTICALLY yesterday…. 1996 :)
Yes and no. I grew up without any mobile phones being around. This meant people’s poor overworked brains had to remember things like phone numbers. It was good training for remmebering all other sorts of numerical details too.
Then people let the iPhone 3 do all their talking and thinking for them and the average iq sunk like a stone in a pond.
True story.
“sank”
I Love Lucy.
Check you with your fancy bright blue calming carpet… it’s clean an’ all !
Nice legs Lucy! :)
He probably just wanted his jumper back
I demand to see more, just so I can make a proper judgement, like.
I second this motion.
Was he around 5 feet tall, in a smart overcoat? Little fecker was barging his way along the footpath on Sth Great George Street last week, poking people, including me and I was walking by myself, with his finger and yelling “fornicator!” at them.
BTW, you have fetching legs, but somehow your pic above reminds me of the Wizard of Oz, a house hasn;’t just landed on you, has it.
Little old guy with a white moustache, a bit dressed up in a tiny suit like a stockbroking ewok? Someone like him used to charge into women on O’Connell street and shout ‘you fuppin bitch!’ and make as if they had bumped into him. Nasty little divil.
Ha ha, like fornicator is an insult!
If some old guy shouted that at me I’d just spin around and give him a Fonzie-style smile and double thumbs up. Don’t you know it.
EEEEYYYYY :D
did you then swap shoes Lucy?
You should have told him to fupp off looking at your legs and then kicked him in the balls.
It looks like you were falling over while taking that photo.
Put those bad boys away before you cause a car crash.
That’s a greyhound skirt. Chasing the hare.
A haw haw hee haw.
Hussey.
Gemma or Olivia?
Walking down the Rathmines rd recently behind a young Eastern European couple-they were carrying a load of bargain bog roll. An oul fella approached them and asked them if they were, “off to take a f**king shite?”.
They were awful confused.
Dublin wit is basically saying the first thing that comes into your head without letting your brain worry about it too much.
Like Modern Toss’ – ‘Drive by Abuser’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkTZ8BVAlFE
We don’t get to see how high the jumper was when he said that to you in fairness.
A lady’s dress / skirt should be like a good speech. Short, covering the essentials, and easy to be in a room with.
You Lucy, are a good speech.
How charming!
Pithy sayings are like a**holes – no one wants to see them
*hear them.
It pretty much works for the other three senses too.
Cringey aphorisms like that can constitute a serious speech impediment.
I remember the last time I was uneasy with a skirt in a room… it was so wide it touched all four walls of the room, and it barely 6 inches too. Most intimidating.
I was hemmed in by it when the door closed !
Did you go back to wearing trousers after that?
Tips fedora
Suspenders,no Knickers.Goood girl.
Maybe stand over a mirrir and retake?
Retake a look at your life if you can’t spell mirror, you mean
Just ‘retake a look at your life’ is enough.
True, very true. But that’s people called Kevin for you isn’t it?
JESUS CHRIST BROADSHEET COULD YOU NOT HAVE PUT A NSFW WARNING ON THAT PICTURE!!!1
A wino approached me in Rathmines holding a noose & threatened to hang me.
Headbanger.
Quick, run to the nearest Church of the offended and weep
52 comments… now 53… over a bit of skirt…
Ah heyor! :0)