The Feck-Off Dublin Hipster Coffee Shop Instant Name Generator is a website/web app/thing I made, both to celebrate and to take the mick out of the café culture in Dublin these days. Just thought I’d drop you a note in case anyone might knock a bit of craic out of it.
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No Ronan, no craic was knocked out of this as its terrible, what would have been a middling gag at best is killed through poor programming in your repeat generator.
And BBQ places are the new burrito places are the new coffee shops.
I see the clicking of this name generator is as exciting… oh look a painter, I’ll wait until he’s finished then steal a front seat to watch it dry.
Insomnia Bank is in a very bad way
smothered
Runny swollen eyes
Stingyv drippy nose
Any tips that don’t include alcohol or more lemsip stuff
Try holding your breath for five minutes.
Didn’t work Mandi
Double the time.
Hopscotch & Periwinkle is my default fake hipster cafe name.
In other hipster shark jumping news, I read about a ‘temporary charcoal powered Pop-Down restaurant’ last night.
Hipster time is nigh. I’m gonna take a whole load of Instagram pics before it dies so the stupidity is on file.
hipster hating very much covert gay bashing these days.
And sure gay bashing was the ‘new thing’ when gassing Jews went out of fashion, sure isn’t it always changing.
Not all hipsters are gay.
They are a LITTLE bit, though. A smidge, one might say.
+ a few craft beers