‘Does My Colon Look Big In This?’

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Dr Rhona Mahony, Master at the National Maternity Hospital, spoke with Myles Dungan on RTÉ’s The History Show last night, in which she recounted the history of giving birth in Dublin in the 20th Century.

At the end of the interview they talked about the future of medicine.

Myles Dungan: “This is not a history show type of question but would you like to gaze into your crystal ball and tell us what will be the next major breakthrough in obstetrics?”

Rhona O’Mahony: “It’s almost there: why women got into labour? It’s unbelievable.”

Dungan: “Why women go into labour?”

O’Mahony: “So we know so many things but, I’ve just been over to Boston and I gather that’s hot off the press, it’s related to free foetal DNA and the increase of which causes labour. That’s going to have a huge impact because we need to know why women go into labour early because premature birth causes 75% of our deaths in babies and also 50% of the long-term disease. I think the other big things will be genetics. I think medicine will get very different actually. I think it’s going to be a real case of it getting very personal. So, in other words, you’ll be born, you’ll have your genome identified, you’ll work out all the diseases that you’re likely to have in the future. You’ll be vaccinated against all the infectious diseases, you’ll be operated on, and it won’t be done by someone in Amsterdam because it’ll be done by a robot and you’ll be able to have consults all over the world and you’ll have all kinds of surgeons all over the world. Your iPhone will do a lot of your medicine for you. You’ll get your ECG, maybe you’ll get an app for testing your blood sugars, you’ll send it all off into your doctor, you’ll take a picture of the mole on your arm that you don’t like, you’ll send that in and you’ll get an opinion on it. Instead of a colonoscopy, you’ll just swallow the iPill and you’ll send the photographs to your phone and you know, “Does my colon look big in this?” – what a selfie that will be. So it will be very different. Prosthesis will be better than original limbs so maybe you’ll have a Special Olympics for the prostheses but the technology is already there. So it’s all going to be about how do we apply this technology into current medicine that’s going to be very personal.”

Dungan: “Oh brave new world to have such apps in it.”

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15 thoughts on “‘Does My Colon Look Big In This?’

  1. bisted

    …really impressive contributor…I think Myles was a bit infatuated…I’m sure he invited her to gaze into her ‘crystal balls’.

  2. mano

    DId some anti vaxxer take offence? I dont get it, apart from her predictions about robots seemingly a bit far fetched, but I’m no medical professional

    1. Medium Sized C

      Say to yourself: “not everything I read on the Internet is an expression of outrage”
      Then read or reappraise the post.

    2. Lorcan Nagle

      The robot stuff isn’t that far-fetched. there’s been a lot of work into having surgeons operate via teleprescence, remote controlling robot arms in the OR.

  3. Medium Sized C

    And none of it will matter because we will all be dying of previously preventable infections because the antibiotics don’t work.

    1. Odis

      Not necessarily. They’ve recently discovered new strains of antibiotic, that are effective against MRSA and the like. They also do such a good job of trashing the bacteria, That none of them survive to mutate and develop resistance. Sadly they don’t work on some specific bug strains. So its not all doom and gloom in that quarter.

        1. All the good ones fly south for winter

          And hopefully they’ll find them guilty of being effective.

          Boom boom?

      1. Kieran NYC

        +1

        You kinda have to have faith that we’ll invent/discover our way out of a lot of our problems like this.

        Otherwise you’d go loopy.

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