4 thoughts on “Angry Angry Hippo

  1. Mikeyfex

    Christ. Did one of these boat rides before and was already familiar with the Hippo’s rep and a little nervous so I decided to seek a little comfort from our Kenyan skipper. Not sure of the exact figures but it went a little like this.

    Me: Are they dangerous?
    Skipper: No, only when they submerge
    Me: Huh…I see they’re all submerging
    *silence*

    Me: How fast can they swim?
    Skipper: About 15 knots
    Me: How fast is the boat?
    Skipper: About 12 knots
    *silence*
    Skipper: Please return to your seat, we will need to balance
    Me: Yes, sir

    1. Fatman Scooperman

      Was on a boat journey to an island off Guatemala when a storm blue up and things got very scary. All the locals fell silent and wore a look of absolute fear. It was one of the worst experiences of my life.

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