55 thoughts on “No Girls

    1. Soundings

      If you’re not with us, you’re against us, and your signal failure to condemn this outrageous sexism in the heart of your capital city together with your ghastly trivialisation of this vitally important issue shows us just what a truly despicable sh*tbag you really are.

      1. Mick Flavin

        I’ll have to turn away and cry when my future grandkids ask what I did to fight this injustice.

      1. Llareggub

        Don’t mind that comment Heather. You go buy that luck bag for yourself and we’ll say nothing.

  1. joe small

    Haven’t Yorkie bars carried a similar banner for years.. who gives a tiny rats ass.. get some sort of life lady

  2. henzo

    I don’t think these rules are strictly enforced. I’d like to know how Heather got so close to this lucky bag without setting off an alarm or something, Our convenience store owners need to be more vigilant.

  3. Small Wonder

    Hey Women! Shut up! Teh menz are here to tell you what you can and can’t worry about. So RELAX, get a life and don’t give a tiny rat’s ass.
    We’ll let you know when it’s ok to complain. In the meantime, why don’t you get a sense of humour?

    The bag itself is not as bad as some of your behaviour above, lads. Perhaps you guys should be the ones to get over yourselves?

    1. Sidewinder

      I’m so lucky the men of broadsheet are here to tell me if something is a problem or not. My poor ladybrain was working so hard I thought my ovaries would fall out.

    2. Grouse

      It’s actually darkly hilarious in the context of what Heather is highlighting. Complaint about gender exclusion followed by massive pile-on of lads saying “get a life!” and “shut up!”.

      1. Don Pidgeoni

        I liked the one implying she just needs to get laid best. Took longer than expected to appear tbh, so that’s something

  4. Richard Faraday

    Who says Heather’s outraged? She certainly doesn’t. It’s a guaranteed BS article in the making so she sent it in, perhaps? It will outrage some though, that’s for sure.

    1. Custo

      ALL INCLUSIVE NON GENDER SPECIFIC LUCKY BAG!

      LACTOSE FREE ORGANIC SOY CHOCOLATES! FUN BODY MUTILATION PIERCINGS!
      etc

  5. Sidewinder

    Bet you all of the “calm down dear” commenters above have, at some stage, complained about men having to be seen as masculine at least times and that any deviation from that masculinity is effeminate and awful.

    The number of men who think that sexism either doesn’t exist or only affects women never ceases to amaze me.

  6. Spaghetti Hoop

    How can this possibly be sexist? Most young boys can’t stand girls. And vice versa.

    Part of growing up ffs. Which I recommend some do…

  7. bisted

    …shame on Broadsheet for posting this knowing that Heather would be ridiculed…it’s not as if she’s Michelle Mulherne or Terry Prone or Twink…you could make recompence by giving her one of those tasteful calenders you were touting earlier…

  8. HappyDub

    The real tragedy here is the lack of lucky bags for hermaphrodites.
    If anybody needs a bit of luck…

    1. Joe the Lion

      A scrub is a guy that thinks he’s fly
      And is also known as a buster
      Always talkin’ about what he wants
      And just sits on his broke ass
      So.

      No, I don’t want your number
      No, I don’t wanna give you mine and
      No, I don’t wanna meet you nowhere
      No, I don’t want none of your time

      And no, I don’t want no scrub
      A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
      Hanging out the passenger side
      Of his best-friend’s ride
      Trying to holler at me
      I don’t want no scrub
      A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
      Hanging out the passenger side
      Of his best-friend’s ride
      Trying to holler at me

      A scrub’s checkin’ me
      But his game’s kinda weak
      And I know that he cannot approach me
      ‘Cause I’m lookin’ like class
      And he’s lookin’ like trash
      Can’t get with a deadbeat ass
      So

      No, I don’t want your number
      No, I don’t wanna give you mine and
      No, I don’t wanna meet you nowhere
      No, I don’t want none of your time

      No, I don’t want no scrub
      A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
      Hanging out the passenger side
      Of his best-friend’s ride
      Trying to holler at me
      I don’t want no scrub
      A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
      Hanging out the passenger side
      Of his best-friend’s ride
      Trying to holler at me

      If you don’t have a car
      And you’re walkin’
      Oh yes son
      I’m talking to you
      If you live at home with your Mama
      Oh yes son
      I’m talking to you
      If you have a shorty
      But you don’t show love
      Oh yes son
      I’m talking to you
      Wanna get with me with no money
      Oh no
      I don’t want no..

      No scrub..No scrub
      (No no)
      No scrub..(No, no no no)
      No scrub..
      No, no.

      No, I don’t want no scrub
      A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
      Hanging out the passenger side
      Of his best-friend’s ride
      Trying to holler at me
      I don’t want no scrub
      A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
      Hanging out the passenger side
      Of his best-friend’s ride
      Trying to holler at me

      See, if you can’t spacially expand my horizon
      Then that leaves you in the class with scrubs, never rising
      I don’t find it surprising
      and if you don’t have the Gs
      To please me and bounce me here to the coast of over seas
      So, let me give you something to think about
      Inundate your mind with intensions to turn you out
      Can’t forget the focus on the picture in front of me
      You as clear as DVD on digital TV screen
      Satisfy my apetite with something spectacular
      Shake your vernacular
      and then I get back to ya
      With diamond like precision
      Insatiable is what I envision
      Can’t detect acquisition
      from your friend’s expedition
      Mr. Big Willy, if you really want to know
      Ask Chilli, could I be a silly ho?
      Not really
      T-Boz and all my senoritas
      are steppin’ on you Filas
      but you don’t hear me, no

      No, I don’t want no scrub
      A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
      Hanging out the passenger side
      Of his best-friend’s ride
      Trying to holler at me
      I don’t want no scrub
      A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
      Hanging out the passenger side
      Of his best-friend’s ride
      Trying to holler at me
      (repeat to it Fades)

      Read more: TLC – No Scrubs Lyrics | MetroLyrics

    2. Don Pidgeoni

      Look, Barry. You get institutionalized structures of hierarchical power, we get pink shiny things and cheaper car insurance. Its just how things are.

      1. Joe the Lion

        Actually, you don’t anymore

        It’s illegal now to discriminate by offering cheaper car insurance to girls.

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