We Are Loving Beyond Our Means

Yikes.

Taoisigh greeting cards.

They’ve done the state some service.

Siobhan Carroll writes:

Happy Bertie, speaks for himself I think. Inside message reads “we all partied”Inside message reads “we all partied”. And, echoing the colour scheme of a dole cheque, interactive Enda gives you a choice, live on the breadline or leave your loved ones. And if you are the kind of person that wants to belittle your friend or family member’s life changing/desperate decision to move abroad, or mock their unemployment, “Sorry You’re Leaving” could be for you. Inside message reads “…but it’s not the Enda the world” Same deal as Charlie, €2.50 each or the 3 for €6. Naturally, brown envelopes come with these buyos. Pm me [link below] if you want to amuse someone or just isolate yourself in the near future….

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25 thoughts on “We Are Loving Beyond Our Means”

3stella February 10, 2015 at 1:32 pm

You forgot that Clown Cowen.

Frilly Keane February 10, 2015 at 2:15 pm

That’s the Get Well Soon collection
1. 3stella February 10, 2015 at 4:41 pm
  
  Or the land of 90 billion welcomes… (Burp!).. (Fart)….

Carlos the Card February 10, 2015 at 1:49 pm

Absolutely wonderful. In an age of increasingly underwhelming “cleverness”, seeing something hit the mark so squarely makes this opinionated idiot quite happy. Yeay!

Clampers Outside! February 10, 2015 at 1:51 pm

Charlie Hottie…. eh?

Don’t get it me….

Frilly Keane February 10, 2015 at 2:15 pm

Sweetie
Anne February 10, 2015 at 2:19 pm

Hottie /Haughey.. Alliteration.

Ja gets it now ya big spanner.
1. Bubbles February 10, 2015 at 4:08 pm
  
  Alliteration? Not really. At best a shaky homophone. I think they’re great though.

Sinabhfuil February 10, 2015 at 2:05 pm

Very nice. What about Dev – The Devil You Know?

Adama February 10, 2015 at 2:08 pm

Not making you dampers Clampers? Don’t worry, don’t get the Charlie Hottie card either. Enda’s card is the best I think. Probably the first time I’ve ever liked anything with that mug’s mush on it.

Hank February 10, 2015 at 2:12 pm

Eh.. Haughey, Hottie?

Geddit?????
1. Adama February 10, 2015 at 2:43 pm
  
  Yeh – get it now :) Makes it sound like the british newsreader pronunciation of Haughey I remember from yesteryear…

Goosey Lucy February 10, 2015 at 2:18 pm

Really love these!!!

euro88 February 10, 2015 at 2:22 pm

they are amazing!!
1. Birneybau2 February 10, 2015 at 2:31 pm
  
  Now, let’s not get too carried away.

James M.Chimney February 10, 2015 at 3:00 pm

“You make me Harney”

A missed opportunity?

Spaghetti Hoop February 10, 2015 at 3:05 pm

Inside card; https://irishelectionliterature.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/spring1.jpg
1. James M.Chimney February 10, 2015 at 3:32 pm
  
  http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/JimChimney/dicky_zps572d898c.jpg
  
  Inside the deluxe wan
The Old Boy February 10, 2015 at 3:07 pm

Jaysus.
Perry Throne February 10, 2015 at 3:14 pm

**round of applause**
Goosey Lucy February 10, 2015 at 8:11 pm

Fantastic. Wish I’d thought of that

Joe the Lion February 10, 2015 at 3:35 pm

these are fiendishly clever – well done

jeremy kyle February 10, 2015 at 3:54 pm

great stuff

Spaghetti Hoop February 10, 2015 at 4:51 pm

You Phil me with watery tears.

Sam February 10, 2015 at 6:26 pm

Morning Noonan Knight . I’m sure Mick Flavin could do the graphic for that auld Mikey ‘sew up yer pockets’ sitting in armour on a knackered pony, with the sun rising behind him.

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