5 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Sam

    So instead of needing to pay
    Quite a lot for a vasectom-ay
    Just go down to the store
    and eat sprayed fruit galore?
    Is it more than an apple a day?

  2. Custo

    Bananas will make you shoot blanks,
    And your jizz will give apples no thanks,
    So it’s better to say,
    Eat no fruit per day,
    To power up all of your wanks.

  3. Em-malicious

    Monsanto are trying to control
    The results of you getting your hole
    To reduce reproduction
    Is their hidden function
    Hidden inside a fig roll.

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