Code For Yes

24 thoughts on “Code For Yes”

1. JimmytheHead May 21, 2015 at 2:13 pm

   that was really good, well done :-)
   1. tm May 21, 2015 at 2:30 pm

      Silly
      1. Ted May 21, 2015 at 3:15 pm

         kid = false;
         happiness = 100%;

         haveSex();

         haveSex(){
         try{
         kid = consummate(man, woman);
         }catch(Exception e){
         println(e.getMessage());
         haveSex();
         happiness = happiness * 0.99; //deteriorating happiness
         }
         }
         consummate(a, b){
         if(typeof(a)==typeof(b)){
         println(“God said NO”);
         throw Exception();
         }else{
         return true;
         }
         sleep();
         }
         1. Clampers Outside! May 21, 2015 at 4:28 pm

            Will I need lube for that?
2. Rob_G May 21, 2015 at 2:22 pm

   I’m getting a bit jaded with all of the electioneering, even a lot of the ‘Yes’ stuff (particularly from this site)

   – but this was very nice! Colour me pleasantly surprised.
   1. JimmytheHead May 21, 2015 at 2:28 pm

      cant avoid it Rob. Best to hold onto something solid, give your opinion and hope for the best.
      1. rotide May 21, 2015 at 3:03 pm

         Give you opinion again and again and again and again and again
3. Jonotti May 21, 2015 at 2:30 pm

   Death. To. Hipsters.
   1. Tony May 21, 2015 at 2:55 pm

      Poor oul’ jonotti. Nobody’s taking you on with the ‘hipster’ thing and you’ve been at it for ages. It’s probably cos the whole hipster thing was played out on Broadsheet a long time ago and is really boring at this stage.

      Fair play for trying to bring it back though.
      1. Mikeyfex May 21, 2015 at 2:57 pm

         It’s actually quite a hipsterish thing to do. So far ahead it only seems like she’s behind us.
      2. rotide May 21, 2015 at 3:04 pm

         Love it when hipsters claim the hipster thing is played out and SO last year. They were all over it before it became uncool
         1. pedeyw May 21, 2015 at 3:26 pm

            I love the non specific phrase hipster. It’s basically meaningless.
         2. Don Pidgeoni May 21, 2015 at 3:30 pm

            Jono used to be with it, until they changed what it was. Now what he is with isn’t it and what is it seems weird and scary to him. It’ll happen to you!
            1. Lorcan Nagle May 21, 2015 at 3:54 pm

               No way man, we’re going to be cool forever

               Forever

               Forever

               Forever
         3. Tony May 21, 2015 at 3:40 pm

            Ah you’re just sore cos I called you a **** the other day.
4. gorugeen May 21, 2015 at 2:41 pm

   The moratorium not apply here?
   1. Mikeyfex May 21, 2015 at 2:44 pm

      If it did, then balance would have too.

      (not saying their not entitled to their bias, wouldn’t dream of that)
   2. ReproBertie May 21, 2015 at 3:31 pm

      No. It’s a broadcast moratorium and no more applies to websites than to casual conversations on the luas.
      1. gorugeen May 21, 2015 at 3:41 pm

         Ah, right so. Thanks. pity it doesn’t. Sick of it everywhere.
         1. ReproBertie May 21, 2015 at 3:42 pm

            So get off the web, sit in your room and read a book.

            Or be more selective of what links you click on.
5. YourNan May 21, 2015 at 2:58 pm

   ace.
6. AdvertisingOnPoliceCars May 21, 2015 at 4:58 pm

   Will ‘Broadsheet’ change to ‘YESsheet’ on the day ?

   Can’t wait so excited!!!!!!!
   1. Janet May 21, 2015 at 8:59 pm

      Yep ! hopefully with the rest of Ireland
7. John E. Bravo May 21, 2015 at 11:03 pm

   Sounds like Dryadsaddle/Nostrilshorts; is it?

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