26 thoughts on “Number Of Ducks Given

  1. Spaghetti Hoop

    Stopped diligently most mornings at a purpose-built duck ‘zebra’ crossing when I worked over yonder in the shticks.

        1. scottser

          2 ducks walking round belfast. one goes ‘quack quack’, the other goes ‘i’m goin as quack as i can’

          *gets coat

          1. Don Pidgeoni

            Haha! Thats a good one

            What did the detective duck say to his partner?
            I hope we Quack this case.

            Not a good one…sorry

          2. Spaghetti Hoop

            A man had a performing duck that danced on a tin-box.
            He sold it to another fella who phoned him later to ask how the hell does he make the duck STOP dancin’.
            First fella says ‘just open the box and blow out the candles’.

  2. Cian

    Typical ducks. There’s a duck lane *right there*, and they can’t help but walk on the cycle lane.

    Should need licenses so they should.

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