38 thoughts on “Silly Pucker

  1. Paul

    Why not just scroll through that chaps Facebook friends? If he knows him, I’m sure they’re connected on fb.

      1. ahjayzis

        Sometimes it’s good to be baaaaad.

        A few hoop earrings and I could be his mot.

        “DECKO I’LL RIDE YA FER A YOKE LOOOOOOOOVE”

        #gerrup

        1. Mike

          If I see hot chicks doing or saying things like this, I find it a massive turn off. Sorry to be a party pooper, just sayin an all in anyways

        1. Champers Outside

          I don’t mind jumping in and saying I have deeply held prejudices for scumbags and it seems those in this tale fit the bill perfectly…

      1. Mr. T.

        I think you’re mixing up scumbags with ‘working class’ people. Scumbags transcend social background.

        1. Earthworm Jim

          a sizeable majority of what you and others call “working class” have never and will never work.

          1. Eliot Rosewater

            That’s clearly not true, earthworm jim. Just check the unemployment figures for when we had ‘full’ employment and subtract people with learning disabilities, physical impairments, carers, etc. that’d be a ‘sizeable majority’ of pretty much nothing (except maybe the functioning brain capacity of an ignorant troll)

          2. dereviled

            Unemployment is a good thing, according to “Economics: Hard Sums”.
            It depresses wages and you get to decide what defines subsistence for others.

  2. Well that's that

    Knackers gonna knack. Leave them be, they’ll keep themselves occupied stealing from one another.

  3. Clampers Outside!

    Hahaha… I see brain dead people!

    God help the decent folk of Darndale with these theiving pillocks for neighbours…
    “I’m no rat”…no, you’re not, but you’re a scumbag fupp wit with a protein shake for a brain, a proper tool of an excuse for an adult.

  4. Emily

    What was the point of the thiefs friend commenting? Two utter scumbags. The friend mentioned that a phone was taken. Maybe he is the thief?

  5. Redundant Proofreaders Society

    Can anyone translate?
    ‘Knackerish’ doesn’t appear to be a valid ethnic language on Google Translate.

  6. H

    A quick bit of detective work seems to show that the guy in the top photo, who I think is the alleged thief, and the guy who claims to know him but is ‘no rat’ are actually the same person…

  7. Colin

    Run the thief face into Google Image Search. Can have surprisingly accurate results.

    Or, if you can get your hands on the original photos, extract the EXIF, it probably has the GPS Data in there.

  8. JunkFace

    Its great that so many scumbags are on facebook really, it makes them easier to find after they commit a crime. People are idiots, problem solved

  9. Blah

    Lovely People…

    Seems juvenile.
    Can we all not try to be adults, have some pride and morals.

    1. Lilly

      Hope you manage to stay on your high horse next time some scumbag makes off with your phone.

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