hence the requirement for female tenants, preferably with no next of kin or friends who might try and contact them after a while…
newsjustin
“Swedish twins will also be considered.”
pedeyw
For the incest fans.
Bacchus
Damn. I’ve been rumbled.
pissedasanewt
I’m guessing another female from the Mediterranean region, but not France or Italy who only wants to share with other females and doesn’t want boyfriends staying over at night.
Seems legit unless more detail is added to say “Single 40 something year old male with a keen interest in covert photography and night vision technology seeks women to share with..”
Dee
This same guy was looking for foreign single laydee tenants a couple of years back, think I posted it here at the time. That ad was creepier, but the theme is the same. It puts the lotion in the basket..
Yeah, I for one have never wanted to publicly decapitate a European student.
Jones
Que?
Mr. T.
Maybe he’s gay or thinks non-Irish women will be quieter and better housemates than some locked country nurse falling in the door with some Offaly mush at 4am.
WODGA WABBIT
Whats is scary, is how quickly a rash of other pig producing counties immediately spring to mind which would acceptable replacements for ‘Offaly’, in any case, I would have thought Kevin Myers placed his notices in the Independent.
Paolo
Well, he says very quiet, non-smoking cyclist so I’d say there is an 85% chance that it is a middle-aged gay man (probably also vegetarian).
Martin Heavy-Guy
After a quick Google-hunt I only found one Raphael who is a uni-lecturer and in Dublin (feel free to prove me wrong!) and she’s a lady. You read the ad a bit differently then. It just seems like someone fussy about house-mates.
Dee
No, it’s definitely a he.
Martin Heavy-Guy
Did you ring the number? Oh dear, that is very disturbing in that case…
Dee
God no, far lazier than that! Just quite a thorough Google. His ad seeking fresh-faced foreign female tenants a couple of years back also stated he was male.
Martin Heavy-Guy
Creepy as bejesus then. I had a friend in Galway who moved into a gaff with a similar ad, turned out the guy had cameras placed all over the house. He went to jail, but flip knows how long he was at it before getting caught.
Mr. T.
Check for small holes drilled in walls.
There are women out there who’ll live rent free in exchange for sex. I had to give that up after a while though because I needed the money more than the ride.
pedeyw
So you had to start charging?
Paolo
More of Mr. T’s anecdotal facts.
Blublu
Are we sure it’s a he?
dhaughton99
Raphael is the posters name.
I’d pay to have a couple of young quiet Italians lounging around the house looking lovely.
But yeah, female looking to share with other females is not that creepy.
Niamh
This actually didn’t seem too bad to me except that I’m struggling to think of a legitimate non-creepy reason why they would specify the tenants need to be in their early twenties when the person placing the ad is 50.
Well I got the notion girl that you got some suntan lotion in that bottle of yours. Spread it all over my peelin’ skin baby. That feels real good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MlTg4RNQcc
Paolo
I fail to see why this ad is worthy of a broadsheet “shudder”.
hence the requirement for female tenants, preferably with no next of kin or friends who might try and contact them after a while…
“Swedish twins will also be considered.”
For the incest fans.
Damn. I’ve been rumbled.
I’m guessing another female from the Mediterranean region, but not France or Italy who only wants to share with other females and doesn’t want boyfriends staying over at night.
Seems legit unless more detail is added to say “Single 40 something year old male with a keen interest in covert photography and night vision technology seeks women to share with..”
This same guy was looking for foreign single laydee tenants a couple of years back, think I posted it here at the time. That ad was creepier, but the theme is the same. It puts the lotion in the basket..
Yes precious, it gets the hose!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcITGNWtoIc
(daft) yes, yes it is!
Ah here… no-one ever promised me a rose garden.
I beg your pardon?
He wants quiet international students and who could blame him….. Imagine some noisy obnoxious Irish girls moving in
Yeah, I for one have never wanted to publicly decapitate a European student.
Que?
Maybe he’s gay or thinks non-Irish women will be quieter and better housemates than some locked country nurse falling in the door with some Offaly mush at 4am.
Whats is scary, is how quickly a rash of other pig producing counties immediately spring to mind which would acceptable replacements for ‘Offaly’, in any case, I would have thought Kevin Myers placed his notices in the Independent.
Well, he says very quiet, non-smoking cyclist so I’d say there is an 85% chance that it is a middle-aged gay man (probably also vegetarian).
After a quick Google-hunt I only found one Raphael who is a uni-lecturer and in Dublin (feel free to prove me wrong!) and she’s a lady. You read the ad a bit differently then. It just seems like someone fussy about house-mates.
No, it’s definitely a he.
Did you ring the number? Oh dear, that is very disturbing in that case…
God no, far lazier than that! Just quite a thorough Google. His ad seeking fresh-faced foreign female tenants a couple of years back also stated he was male.
Creepy as bejesus then. I had a friend in Galway who moved into a gaff with a similar ad, turned out the guy had cameras placed all over the house. He went to jail, but flip knows how long he was at it before getting caught.
Check for small holes drilled in walls.
There are women out there who’ll live rent free in exchange for sex. I had to give that up after a while though because I needed the money more than the ride.
So you had to start charging?
More of Mr. T’s anecdotal facts.
Are we sure it’s a he?
Raphael is the posters name.
I’d pay to have a couple of young quiet Italians lounging around the house looking lovely.
http://trade.ledhut.co.uk/led-flood-security-lights/alarm-clock-camera.html
But yeah, female looking to share with other females is not that creepy.
This actually didn’t seem too bad to me except that I’m struggling to think of a legitimate non-creepy reason why they would specify the tenants need to be in their early twenties when the person placing the ad is 50.
http://i.imgur.com/PKSItBd.jpg
It puts the lotion on or it gets the hose again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ
One of my favourite songs:
https://youtu.be/0CQokgv0dQw
Well I got the notion girl that you got some suntan lotion in that bottle of yours. Spread it all over my peelin’ skin baby. That feels real good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MlTg4RNQcc
I fail to see why this ad is worthy of a broadsheet “shudder”.
Did you get any replies to your ad?