35 thoughts on “Broadsheet Clickbait Posts That Never Were (Part 25)

  1. dereviled

    Checked out his Facebook page.
    A lot of riding going on!
    I’ve found the smoking gun, as it were.

  2. Rob_G

    ‘Existential bike’

    => ‘existential’ is the pre-fix that BS use for a nothing post, like a picture of a dog in a car or something.

      1. St. John Smythe

        Jeezus, a dog lost in thought….

        “Do I want to lick my balls? What does it mean to lick one’s balls?”

  3. Bort

    I like Clampers but what does he/she do for a living that ha/manages to comment on every post ever, ironically not yet on this one!

        1. Clampers Outside!

          No, no, no…. ‘Clampers Outside’ was an idea to warn people of clampers in your area via the twitter machine… never worked :( …never really tried thank god, would’ve been a waste of time :)

          1. Bonkers

            A lad in my estate is having a war with the clampers, he keeps cutting them off and throwing them in the bushes, from where I duly picked one up. I repainted it, then bought a €5 clock on ebay and drilled through the clamp to install the clock hands. I now own what I believe to be Ireland’s only Clamp Clock, sad but (possibly) true.

    1. rory

      No. Stay.
      If you want to. You can leave any time.

      Does anyone think this particular post is a bit mean. To be aiming it at a particular commenter like that?

      1. Mick Flavin

        I absolutely didn’t mean it to be mean, Rory. I love Clamps, and I think/hope he knows it was meant lightheartedly.

  4. Mikeyfex

    Simple but effective. I duly expelled air rapidly through my nostrils as the sides of my mouth curled upwards.

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