Continental Breakfast

32 thoughts on “Continental Breakfast”

1. Domestos August 5, 2015 at 10:32 am

   Did Harbo write that?
   1. fluffybiscuits August 5, 2015 at 10:37 am

      Half expecting Donal Moloney to be in with the camera shooting pigeons (or lions if he was a dentist)
2. The Old Boy August 5, 2015 at 10:33 am

   Ah, Germany. As long as they’re just being moderately bonkers and keeping to themselves, we don’t need to worry too much.
   1. Clampers Outside! August 5, 2015 at 11:33 am

      That’s how they built the Reich, in fairness.
3. Custo August 5, 2015 at 10:36 am

   Veep quote iirc
   1. Lorcan Nagle August 5, 2015 at 10:47 am

      Yup. Hoping it can keep up the high quality now Armando Ianucci has departed the show
      1. munkifisht August 5, 2015 at 12:04 pm

         Ans: Possibly, but probably not.
      2. assfrombelunker August 5, 2015 at 12:29 pm

         Just a rewrite of the ‘marzipan dildo’ line from The T(h)ick of It.
         1. meh. August 5, 2015 at 5:12 pm

            It’s far superior to the marzipan quote. And delivered with much more aplomb by julia louis-dreyfus, even if she does break into a laugh as she finishes.
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUbg5fg9SdU
4. Starina August 5, 2015 at 10:42 am

   coordinates nicely with the IKEA lanterns.
5. Raskolnikov August 5, 2015 at 10:51 am

   What’s like trying to use a croissant as a dildo?
   1. fluffybiscuits August 5, 2015 at 10:51 am

      crusty….
   2. Lorcan Nagle August 5, 2015 at 10:53 am

      If I remember correctly, It was Dan trying to use Jonah as an information source
   3. Clampers Outside! August 5, 2015 at 11:35 am

      I dunno, but would you mind holding this….

      *unzips fly*
      1. fluffybiscuits August 5, 2015 at 12:01 pm

         *Squirts with excitement*

         Sorry my tube of toothpaste is faulty…
6. Mr. T. August 5, 2015 at 11:25 am

   It’s a real low grade English stand up comic sort of thing to say. It’s a rubbish analogy. A good writer wouldn’t use it.

   A dildo doesn’t make a mess so the quote doesn’t deliver.
   1. meadowlark August 5, 2015 at 11:32 am

      Captain Buzzkill strikes again!
      1. Clampers Outside! August 5, 2015 at 11:36 am

         Well, it’s a dildo not a vibrator, so there was no buzz to start with…..
   2. Domestos August 5, 2015 at 11:44 am

      Sort of like a Lee Mack joke?
      1. Mikeyfex August 5, 2015 at 12:03 pm

         Are you saying Mr. T might be a cultural bully from the Oxbridge Mafia who wants to appear morally superior but couldn’t cut the mustard on a panel game?
   3. Lorcan Nagle August 5, 2015 at 11:51 am

      A dildo doesn’t make a mess, which is basically the point of the joke. If you were to use a croissant as a dildo, it’d break apart very quickly, ths ensuring the recipient of the dildoing wouldn’t achieve climax (it doesn’t get the job done) and there’d be bits of croissant everyhwere (it makes a mess).
      1. ahyeah August 5, 2015 at 11:56 am

         !!!!!
         1. meadowlark August 5, 2015 at 12:11 pm

            And all of a sudden things got dreadfully graphic around here.
         2. meadowlark August 5, 2015 at 12:11 pm

            And all of a sudden things got dreadfully graphic around here
            1. Pip August 5, 2015 at 12:40 pm

               Came twice, then?
            2. meadowlark August 5, 2015 at 1:45 pm

               Most certainly did! Bet my day is going better than yours
            3. Caroline August 5, 2015 at 12:42 pm

               This is what happens when someone doesn’t get sex, jokes or breakfast.
            4. Lorcan Nagle August 5, 2015 at 12:58 pm

               I toned that post down considerably between conception and release
7. scottser August 5, 2015 at 12:46 pm

   surely a baguette would be more appropriate?
   1. The Old Boy August 5, 2015 at 1:03 pm

      That is a novel use of the word “appropriate”.
      1. scottser August 5, 2015 at 2:42 pm

         twould only be inappropriate if it was filled with ham, cheese and mixed salad.
8. Jake38 August 5, 2015 at 1:44 pm

   Ahhh, the Germans and their legendary sense of humor.

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