20 thoughts on “Ho Oh NO

    1. All the good ones fly south for winter

      Call the help desk John on 1800-BT-WHO-GIVES-A-DAMN. While you’re on ask if the new Calvin Klein sense of despair is in stock yet.

  1. Spaghetti Hoop

    They can deck their halls all year round for all I care; Dec 25th to me is just a day off for feasting and merriment. Don’t allow yourselves to be swept into this.

  2. Kieran NYC

    Gits. More Christmas doesn’t make people happier about Christmas, it just means that all the joy and excitement has been thoroughly sucked out of it by the time December 25th has rolled around.

    Wonder if a Senator will write a speech or try to put forward a bill banning Christmas advertising until November or something. Ya know. Show that they were worth keeping…

  3. Kolmo

    I see in Denmark, morkeshing for christmas before December the 1st is not permitted, that would be nice if that happened here, because you’d be thoroughly sick of christmas by the end of September. BT wangheads, the worst of vulgar conspicuous consumption

    1. All the good ones fly south for winter

      Your fine eye sight is matched only by an finer appetite for a costly regulation to stop idiots being idiots.

    1. sǝɯǝɯ ʇɐ pɐq

      I used to work across the road from BT.
      I spent a lorra, lorra* smoke-breaks staring at the place.
      I never went in.

      Single man.
      [PROOF] I’m on Broadsheet at 10pm, not doing the dishes.

      *Too soon?

  4. munkifisht

    Jesus h fupping christ on a bike with a bamboo dildo. This happens every fupping year at BTs and everyone flips their nut. There’s two reasons this is done, one, to sell kitch christmas tat to yankie doddle dandys over in the Aul Sod for their holliballs, and because now is the time of year christmas commercials are shot. Where do you think they get christmas decorations in fupping August. This site has jumped the fupping megalon.

    1. sǝɯǝɯ ʇɐ pɐq

      You’re getting way too excited.
      Calm down.
      Christmas is a long way away.

      Trust me, I’m a Daddy.
      Concentrate on being good and Santy will come.

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