Do one of Don Pidegoni head in hands at her computer after backing herself into an argumentative dead end.
meadowlark
Har har jonotti
ahyeah
Heheh
Mani
The same idea but when Janotti realises he’s logged in using the wrong profile.
Dόn Pídgéόní
For the last time Jonotti, I won’t go out with you. The stench of desperation of you…
scottser
he wants to go out with me though don. he wants to drink craft beers and discuss the weighty topics of the day, apparently. how do i tell him that i don’t go out with anyone with less than 5 international caps?
Dόn Pídgéόní
Maybe through an interpretative dance? But a manly one, if its too girly he’ll get scared.
scottser
i like it. i was going to arrange to meet him in mullingar and just not show..
Dόn Pídgéόní
Ah, now that’s mean. How else would he be able to show you his three international caps?
scottser
i fear his ‘3 international caps is a euphemism for something sinister..
Dόn Pídgéόní
Probably something well filthy
Hank
Do Jonotti on the momentous day he won his third cap for Ireland.
Before he woke up and realised he was still in his bedsit eating cold baked beans from the can..
Janet, I ate my avatar
what are you backing yerself into ?
Janet, I ate my avatar
@Janotti
Jonotti
Jesus how many more clowns have difficulties replicating the simple spelling of my name.
rory
Jonotti, theres a comment above saying you comment under different names here. Could you say what the other names are, just so I know?
Jonotti
Sure Rory.
I’ve posted as Jock and Banotti depending on which device I was on. These accounts were semi blocked so that’s why I created jonotti. I also post very rarely as Roger on my iPad.
I did have a previous alias for years but Jonotti is a complete break with this character and is not considered canon. I will not reveal that name.
Spaghetti Hoop
Ah…pretty sure you may have been a Twenty Major regular??
rory
Thanks for replying Jonotti. When you say Jonotti is a break from this character you were before, does that mean Jonotti is a character also?
Jonotti
Yes, although a lot of it is just a distorted version of myself. The previous character was a lot more closer to reality.
Jonotti
I’ve never posted on twenty major. I’ve posted on boards since 2003 or so and have a good few awards to my name, back when they actually have them out.
rory
Thats interesting. What are the traits of your Jonotti character?
Jonotti
A thoughtful right wing type whose obnoxiousness constantly weakens his arguments. He cares about numbers and not people like some kind of autistic sociopathic hybrid. People are completely blind to anything he types due their hate for him as a person. His obvious self aggravating and narcissism adds to this hatred and maybe even pushing people towards pity.
rory
Thanks for saying all that.
realPolithicks
After reading all that, this is how I picture Juanottii…
Brilliant stuff as always Mick!!
Do one of Don Pidegoni head in hands at her computer after backing herself into an argumentative dead end.
Har har jonotti
Heheh
The same idea but when Janotti realises he’s logged in using the wrong profile.
For the last time Jonotti, I won’t go out with you. The stench of desperation of you…
he wants to go out with me though don. he wants to drink craft beers and discuss the weighty topics of the day, apparently. how do i tell him that i don’t go out with anyone with less than 5 international caps?
Maybe through an interpretative dance? But a manly one, if its too girly he’ll get scared.
i like it. i was going to arrange to meet him in mullingar and just not show..
Ah, now that’s mean. How else would he be able to show you his three international caps?
i fear his ‘3 international caps is a euphemism for something sinister..
Probably something well filthy
Do Jonotti on the momentous day he won his third cap for Ireland.
Before he woke up and realised he was still in his bedsit eating cold baked beans from the can..
what are you backing yerself into ?
@Janotti
Jesus how many more clowns have difficulties replicating the simple spelling of my name.
Jonotti, theres a comment above saying you comment under different names here. Could you say what the other names are, just so I know?
Sure Rory.
I’ve posted as Jock and Banotti depending on which device I was on. These accounts were semi blocked so that’s why I created jonotti. I also post very rarely as Roger on my iPad.
I did have a previous alias for years but Jonotti is a complete break with this character and is not considered canon. I will not reveal that name.
Ah…pretty sure you may have been a Twenty Major regular??
Thanks for replying Jonotti. When you say Jonotti is a break from this character you were before, does that mean Jonotti is a character also?
Yes, although a lot of it is just a distorted version of myself. The previous character was a lot more closer to reality.
I’ve never posted on twenty major. I’ve posted on boards since 2003 or so and have a good few awards to my name, back when they actually have them out.
Thats interesting. What are the traits of your Jonotti character?
A thoughtful right wing type whose obnoxiousness constantly weakens his arguments. He cares about numbers and not people like some kind of autistic sociopathic hybrid. People are completely blind to anything he types due their hate for him as a person. His obvious self aggravating and narcissism adds to this hatred and maybe even pushing people towards pity.
Thanks for saying all that.
After reading all that, this is how I picture Juanottii…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-WAjKyHecs
Fairly accurate I’d say. But with a bit more of this
http://giphy.com/gifs/beyonce-pat-weave-QANpTP1YKROQE
Jonotti, if you don’t kind me asking; why do you create these characters?
Actually forget I asked, it’s not fair to ask such questions in this kind of forum.
Aw but I was so intrigued! Don’t stop there!
It was like entering the twilight xone
That’s one question too many Rory, I’m afraid.
I was just thinking the other day that we hadn’t seen a dig at the Irish Times in a good while…
The Mercille is spot on there
“Web erosion” …that answers a lot of things :)
Mercilless! But true. Fierce funny Flavo ;)
H-H-H-Humour!?
Thanks Mick!
Puts finishing touches to “Mercille’s joke spot” and pencils in a halo and dollar sign .
Mick, these are brilliant.
Do you draw for a living?
(I ask just in case theres more of your stuff online somewhere. Beyond BS I mean.)
Thank you, Rory.
No, I don’t draw for a living. I have a non-arty, bog standard 9 to 5.
Good man, Mick.