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As the Pregnant stand-up she warned if the audience didn’t laugh she would go into labour.

And having just had her third baby in February Emma Doran is taking her kids her own one mother show to the Mill Theatre in Dundrum on September 18.

Emma has three children 12, 2 and 7 months and her show covers everything from family, dead grannies, children, teen pregnancy and sex, or lack thereof.

We have Two pairs of tickets (yes just two PAIRS) to give away to to two ‘sheet reading tippling matriachs. To enter, just complete this sentence:

I am a real mother and I need a goddamn_________________[name of alcoholic beverage]

Lines MUST close at MIDNIGHT

[Winners will receive a free shot of their chosen hooch on the night].

Emma Doran’s Mammy needs A Drink (Mill Theatre)

Poster by Sara Sheridan

16 thoughts on “Are You A Ma?

  1. Dόn Pídgéόní

    What… what.. is going on? The third female-focused post today?! Shocking scenes of representativeness!!!

  2. Declan

    I am a real mother* and I need a goddamn Long Island Iced-Mojito!

    (*Entering the competition for my wife and her mate, they’d love this)

  3. Mr. T.

    Jonotti would love this one. I’d say he likes the old phlegm hackle laugh so beloved of middle aged wans.

  4. Andyourpointiswhatexactly

    I’m a real mother and the last thing I want to do is go listen to another mother wang on hilariously about her kids.
    I’d prefer just to drink a few strong negronis and laugh with/at myself, ta.

  5. Joan Burton

    I am a NOT ‘real mother’ and I DONT need aNOTHER goddamn SMUG PARENT TO INADVERTENTLY RUB MY INFERTILITY STRUGGLES IN MY FACE.

  6. Yer Ma

    I am a real mother and I need a goddamn Virgin Mary cos that Sex on the Beach landed me with a little Margarita!

  7. IrishBird

    My mother is a REAL mother, grandmother, sister and friend, and she needs a G&T STAT. Please allow this distant (yet favourite) daughter gift her a free ticket!

  8. Frilly Keane

    How can you tell?
    If I’m a real mother
    Or a mockie’ah one, aka a man
    with moobies
    And capri pants

    I’ll have whatevers already open

    Now you know for sure

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