The Mail have a front page grand slam,
Saying Dave used to snort the odd gram,
But if that’s the truth,
It was all in his youth,
Just like his great fondness for ham.

John Moynes

(Rex pictures)

14 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Frilly Keane

    Ah Johnny
    No doubt about it
    The Tory blue controlled your muse this morning
    And you’ve turned your arse ta’ the True Blue
    Like a Hungarian Water Cannon
    And on this very morning
    Of mornings

    Talk about showing your true colours Moynes

  2. Spaghetti Hoop

    This Ashcroft bloke is quite a cad. Nothing more than a HND in Business Studies, but a proven appetite for wealth and not paying tax on it. Old pal of William Hague’s and definitely a Tory.
    What I’m trying to establish is what’s his beef with Cameron? Or pork even.

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