Ivan Got News For You

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29 thoughts on “Ivan Got News For You

      1. Joan Burton

        True Posh Boy in disguise Paul Murphy should be banged up by then giving his constituents some decent representation.

    1. ahjayzis

      It’s actually fairly sensible. Think of the amount of scandals and controversies the government had just between the budget last year and last February – they didn’t see a whit of a bounce after their budget kicked in.

      They’re incompetent – best to go to the polls before any other unforced errors.

  1. Grouse

    My sources tell me we will have a general election on the 21st of November, you heard it here first.
    My sources tell me we will have a general election on the 22nd of November, you heard it here first.
    My sources tell me we will have a general election on the 23rd of November, you heard it here first.
    My sources tell me we will have a general election on the 24th of November, you heard it here first.
    My sources tell me we will have a general election on the 25th of November, you heard it here first.
    My sources tell me we will have a general election on the 26th of November, you heard it here first.
    My sources tell me we will have a general election on the 27th of November, you heard it here first.
    My sources tell me we will have a general election on the 28th of November, you heard it here first.
    My sources tell me we will have a general election on the 29th of November, you heard it here first.
    My sources tell me we will have a general election on the 30th of November, you heard it here first.
    My sources tell me we will have a general election on the 1st of December, you heard it here first.
    My sources tell me we will have a general election on the 2nd of December, you heard it here first.
    [etc]

  2. Kolmo

    Wow – what a massive unconnected coincidence – a capital spend by the government was also announced today of 27 billion euro, 27 billion euro we didn’t have yesterday – a bribe so big it betrays the fear of not getting re-elected, sh1tting their kecks. Ham-fisted, flat-footed, bribery.

    1. ollie

      Kolmo, we did have this money yesterday. In fact, this is the 4th time this spend has been anounced.
      It includes a new children’s hospital, you heard it here last!

  3. Extremeacc

    My manager in work actually called it out as pre-Christmas about a month ago.
    He said no government wants the A&E Depts packed full of old-people on trolleys in Spring when you can call an election on an upbeat Budget. Besides, it would be silly to call an Election for when people are looking at the REAL improvement/otherwise of the budget, at least before Christmas it is an election based on a promise of improvement.

  4. Ginner Winner Frilly Keane

    Are they assuming Independent candidates who will struggle to compete with big party candidates in terms of spend and campaign resources, will not be able to put it up t’them in the Cold Dark November days on the Canvas?

    Smart ûnts

  5. perricrisptayto

    All the same, was’nt Ivan very lucky to come out of his U.K. bankruptcy ok, with his full faculties?
    He managed to get himself a good job on the radio and even held on to his aul pensions.
    Lucky lad allright, and still in there with the old sources, what a performer.

  6. Spaghetti Hoop

    Well, they’re hardly going to have their comfy December Recess hijacked by opposition candidates electioneering.
    So this is a believable date.
    Just wish we had a poster ban in place in the name of litter-control and visual pollution.

  7. Bonkers

    Nice one Ivan ! I’ve got a tenner on with Paddy Power at 3/1 for a 2015 election since last November when it looked like the govt would collapse due to the water charges and that 100,000 strong protest. I’ve been waiting all feckin year for this election so here’s hoping Ivan is on the money

  8. jeanclaudetrichet

    My sources tell me that i need a bit of attention because my ratings are going down the pan. You heard it here first!

    1. New Person A

      I agree Jean Claude

      Unfortunately I caught a bit of this twerp’s inane bs this morning and he is surely going to hell in a hand basket

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