But can you name them all?
By Mick Flavin
Mick writes:
Commenter Scottser asked for a drawing of a Broadsheet comment section Christmas drinks party. Could he send in his address to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie if he’d like the actual drawing. He has donated already. If anyone else has a request, I’ll do my best in return for a donation of any size to the Capuchin Day Centre for homeless people.Capuchin Day Centre for homeless people. Send images/ideas to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ‘Mick Flavin’
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Second from the left is a total wetzer
#heya
#gerrup
#onanism
In guessing that’s me but the words are wrong.
Delighted ta’ have been invited Fla
And you squeezed me inta a size 12 n’ all
Old boy, ahjayzis, spaghetti hoop, frilly, rotide, jonotti, Don Pidgeoni, Caroline, Scottser, fluffybiscuits, clampers, Mani, Bertie, Zuppy, and Badatmemes.
Great composition – to sound twatty about it.
Also, *sniffle*
Sorry Mikey (and anyone else I left out).
You’ve passed out under the table.
Didn’t want to go to your stupid party anyway
Ya right, I’m in the jacks with Sarah Murphy.
Did you not insert yourself into the painting like the artists of old?
YES, a Flavo Cameo – I demand it!
(I’ve already donated a tenner to the Cappuchino people for the use of my Flavatar btw).
Thanks Hoop. Rory hasn’t claimed the picture yet. If he doesn’t want it, you can have it.
Yeah I think those portraits rightly belong to Hoop and Mani.
Your call Rory. I’d be delighted to send them to you if you’d like them.
That’s very kind of you Rory. I’d love it! Have a tonne of empty IKEA frames too so it will be revered and respected in da Hoop house ;)
Thanks Mick. Seeing your pictures on the internet, and seeing the delight they generated, is more than enough. Sending them on to Hoop and Mani would be a cherry on top.
That’s v nice Rory. I’ll see if they want them.
Yup. Will also donate to charity. Never done it before either. Well. Unless you categorise Clampers ma’s vagina as a charity box. In which case I’ve donated a hell of a lot. By which I mean semen. In her vagina.
I meant to do that, and promptly forgot.
Me passed out under the table? :P
*Hugs* and for ZeligIs too :)
Nice reminder of Alec Guinness. Haven’t seen him on here in a while. Great job Mick!
I still float around the odd time. I’m a bit busier now than I used to be. Nice to be included all the same.
My eyes are watering Mick….. brilliant :)
+1
…absolutely nailed badatmemes..to the ceiling by the looks of it.
Ah yeah… didn’t get who that was at first…. :)
Ahhh… That’s who it is! Deadly :-)
sensational mick – top drawer as usual.
and yeah, that’s me at most parties diddley-eydling away on the mandolin :)
Haha! Quality!
Excellent Mick :)
Who is the dog(?) under the table ‘Fake party is fake’….
…and who is in between Rotide and Caroline? :)
That’s gotta be Don Pidgeoni – g’wan girl!!!
*blushes, burns last remaining bra*
…that just leaves the dog… and the guy on the far left…. :)
nah, don is 6th from left, giving the finger to jonotti, who’s looking in with his 3 international caps..
Oh thats fantastic. I totally missed Jonotti there. Just took him to be some perv.
So that’s Jonotti…brilliant.
I’m not sure I want to be cuddling up to Ahjayzis but the night is young here.
Trust me, I was blind drunk, I thought you were me auld flower Don
Jonotti is the icing on this particular cake, great touch.
The dog is Zuppy (of Zig and Zag fame) International.
Ah right…. I see it now :)
Amazing!! You are all weird feckers but you’re my feckers and stop me going mad at work, for which I am eternally grateful!
+1 :)
+1
Holy. Sheet.
Taking on the mantle of Christ is a pretty major gig, but I’ve never been one to let a cup pass from me.
Excellent work Mick. May all our festivities be as good humoured :)
Sur’ haven’t got two in front a’ya
One in’da paw
N’ one for afters
Oh he got right
I’ll need both for when Mr Caroline sees this
Gnice one Mick!
Marry me will you Mick? I know you have me in the kitchen rustling up the food like some Drunk Nigella.
hic.
*Extremely Morrissey voice*
I’m writing this to say
In a gentle way…
My long-suffering gf will murder me if she finds out I even answered your proposal…
Ah jaysus!…sorry…*Caroline.
That’s marvellous.
*dabs eye*
BAM on the ceiling, wha.
Flavo, you’re some talented buachaill.
Did I just spill my pint?
-Yeah, what am I going to do about it?
Right me, outside now.
You remind me of BMD. I miss him.
*sad voice*
Looks like you all had a nice time
*hugs*
I gate crashed. Wanna help me TP the Xmas tree?
Come round the back at about half 9, I’ll let you in the exit. Hoot like an owl so I know you’re there
In the distant future they’re going to build a religion around this image. And by distant future I mean tomorrow night.
well, thanks for coming to the party everyone. now, who’s gonna help with the tidy up?
Get lost.
This party isn’t over yet…Not until we wreck the gaff.
Who’s with me?
Is this Karl’s Mum’s place? Can’t be wreckin’ Karl’s Mum’s place in fairness….
Disregard your love interest Clampers.
It’s never gonna happen, right?
Speaking of Ma’s. Nice manicure on Mrs Clampers there.
That got me too. Tea-spitting stuff
My poor Ma :/
All she asks is that I keep my nails short, Clamps. A real lady
FFS Mick, Could you not come up with a more original source?
I kid, that’s fantastic. In fact it’s worth a donation on its own. Great job
Who’s giving me the finger?
I will if you ask me nicely.
Ah here, will you at least buy Frilly dinner first?
I’ll even cut my nails.
Good. Nothing worse….
That’s me giving Jonotti the finger but I can share it round if you like. Costs extra mind.
That is *absolute* genius!!
An uncannily accurate portrayal, Mick. Thank you.
lads, we need to keep the dinners hot and mick busy, so keep those donations coming.
Excellent as always Mick….
Mick, I’d make a donation post haste but those monks scared me and scarred me for life when I was young.
It was different back then.
When you saw a bloke wearing a hoodie you wanted to hide from him.
I’m serious. Ask anyone old enough to remember.
It was really creepy.
Can’t I give a donation to someone else?
Those guys do great work, but y’know, when they featured in your nightmares as a kid…
ooohhh….
-It wasn’t good.
You know what I’m saying….
Open this thing up.
Get a new set of markers
Buy more toilet-paper….
Let’s go crazy.
I’ll post me €20 receipt from the post-office Shop place within 2hrs of a landslide ‘yes’ vote, which is 2 yes votes, and the sexiest voter can choose the charity.
-Trust me.
I’m sh7t at drawing too if you need back-up Mick.
I’m right behind you all the way.
Let’s make this a Christmas we can’t remember.
Together.
Not me and you Mick, EVERYBODY..
ALL the girls too.
I’m serious.
Sure I’m always serious.
Mick.
Mick.
Mick.
Mick.
Mick. Mick.Mick.Mick.Mick.Mick.
-Which one is Mick?
-Shut up Beavis, you don’t know how to use computers.
-Check this out;
‘Print ‘ Butthead
Like a million times…huh…huh….
Beavis, you dillweed, you’re standing on the cable or something
This computer is broken.
I’m not going to pretend I’m sober.
I DO have some banging sounds, and I WILL go out with my fly open and €5 for the charity of your choice, but if you don’t pay €5 too it’s just my cock getting smaller.
Simple mathematics
Take it easy. This is the winter
I can’t help it.
ou’re a total dickhead.
get a grip. have you ever been here before/////////
Memes,
I once read a book called House of Leaves. It was disorienting and disturbing. Your posts here produce a similar effect on me. If it’s just a shtick you do, fair enough. If you’re for real, I hope you’re alright and you have friends & family to talk to. I’m fond of you. Mind yourself.
Seriously, it’s all Schick Mick.
-I understand why someone might be concerned.
That’s what I do. Isn’t it?
But for REAL, I am sound of mind, I have my family close to me, a job that’s like a home from home, I have really good neighbours and four Christmas dinners to choose from.
-And I’m handsome. (No messing, I am.)
Stop making me blow me cover.
Or just don’t read books, whatever…
Nobody reads books.
*Shtick.
-Sounds Irish, but I wouldn’t bet money on it.
I’m glad…x
Godammit Mick, you’re like one of those stupid videos that turns up in the middle of a good cartoon..
Can you like draw, snigger uh…
Can you…..
Oww…
Don’t do that Beavis…
m gonna do…
upp off.
o way Beavis…look at this guy..
hut up.
as €7.53
e thinks the Post Office is open.
mehow he didn’t spend all his money on drink?
Take it easy Butthead.
I think we need to sneak up on him.
-He could be asleep, or something like that.
Shut up Beavis, he’s probably just dead or something…
…HUH….
Hey Butthead, did I ever tell you that ‘fish’ joke?- I don’t get it myself, but it goes..
THWOKKK.
-Shut up Beavis.
Let’s try to wake him, but in an original and hilarious way, starting from now…