What you may need to know:
1. 20 years after the first one, the aliens return to finish what they started. And this time they’ve installed Norton.
2. How did you get over the Christmas? Jeff Goldblum spent his hawking computers. We do love a bit of Goldblum.
3. No Big Willie this time. The Fresh Prince was too expensive.
4. Randy Quaid’s problems go beyond getting himself killed in the first one.
5. What would Trump do? Simple…Build a wall.
6. Broadsheet prognosis: “We come in peace. Now bend over.”
Release Date: June 24.
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Independence day 1: Jeff Goldblum used a Mac to defeat the aliens, was selling Macs on TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQmK1CnwOUI
Does this mean that in the sequel he’ll use a Surface?
OPENING SCENE – EXT NIGHT
The clouds build over a well lit major city and from the fiery monsoon above, a huge alien craft appears
CUT TO INTERIOR – ALIEN COMMAND CENTRE
Futuristic computers flash copius amounts of alien information as the drone workers keep watch
Suddenly computers freeze
“An update is available for Adobe Reader. Do you wish to continue?”
Aliens hit self destruct button
THE END
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Whoever they are, if they’re Receiving messages they might be sending them too.
Wait a minute.
C-candy bars! Y’know, candy bars, they usually come in a wrapper, Just like you wrap a christmas present.
Christmas happens when it’s cold.
Cold as in alaska.
That’s polar bears, polar bears…. Polarity ! I can switch the polarity to see what transmissions are coming from the location this one is being sent to !