Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall at the Rugby World Cup Final 2015

Old Rupert and young Jerry Hall,
Have news that may just appall,
His newspaper’s said,
That the pair will be wed,
Which is charming, not creepy at all.

John Moynes


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23 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Sam

    A slimey old media mogul
    (Who few would consider so noble)
    has got a new swagger
    with the ex-Mrs Jagger
    and his media makes it go global.

  2. FK

    Vomit barf bleeeurgh groo!
    News to make one and all spew
    Such creatures vile
    Increase my bile
    Which has landed all over my shoe.

  3. Saint Paul

    Saint Paul says:

    why can’t we all just be nice
    when people find people they like
    is it really so mad
    Rupey wants it so bad
    that he’ll get even up on the town bike?

    1. Saint Paul

      Saint Paul says:

      How important is that to you?

      Two devices – two usernames – simple.

      I don’t know who Tony is

      1. Dόn Pídgéόní

        Because you messed up yesterday and it was funny. I like it when that happens because people think they are being clever but they always get caught out.

        1. Saint Paul

          Saint Paul

          Is that really a source of humour to you? That’s great – I made you laugh. Oh dear though

          Two devices – two usernames – that’s all. I just got caught up in the delightful repartee I was having with your fellow trollathoners.

          1. MoyestWithExcitement

            You’ve got to wonder about the state of mind of someone who takes a message board seriously enough to put that much effort in. And if you’re going to be a creepy weirdo, could you at least be entertaining? You’re painfully dull.

          2. Saint Paul

            Saint Paul says:

            Is it yourself Myoesti? Yet another slow day at work for you huh? Get out of the WC

        2. Dόn Pídgéόní

          Your Saint Paul patter has gone wrong there.

          It always makes me laugh when knobs get caught being knobs.

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