What you may need to know:
1. Yes, really.
2. For the benefit of those too young to remember, Eddie “The Eagle” Edwards was a British ski jumper who came last at the 1988 Winter Olympics. It was a thing for about two weeks back in the day.
3. At one point Edwards held the British ski jumping record. Which is kind of like holding the record for beach volleyball in Mongolia.
5. I can’t get stupid sexy Flanders out of my head.
6. Broadsheet prognosis: Fly like a turnip.
Release Date: April 1 (Oh, come on)