Vulcan Wipes™

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YIKES!

Tom Sheppard tweetz:

“Politicians have officially run out of things to put their face on.”

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30 thoughts on “Vulcan Wipes™

  1. Tish Mahorey

    If his face is on the wipes, I’ll use them the morning after a feed of Guinness.

    Squeaky sneering head prefect.

  2. Caroline

    Whenever I think, “festering bacteria that could potentially kill me and everyone I love” I think: Simon Harris TD

  3. dav

    grate for wiping the stain of corruption of your blushirt* (*please note it doesn’t remove the stain, just smudges it a bit and gives u a nice smell of money)

  4. Kolmo

    Softening up electorate opinion on another possible future privatisation plan, introducing a charge for dropping a load, get sewage treatment ‘off the balance sheet’ and into the commodities market, where all state services belong, make sure the well-connected insiders get the collection contract though, we’ll call it a ‘Soiling Charge’, every toilet in the land will be fitted with a PuMeter5000, contracts have already been unofficially handed out…

    probably

    1. dav

      they’ll be offering slavesbridge jobs for wiping & licking of blushirts bottoms as they believe it’s beneath them

  5. Miriam C

    Useful opportunity here for Burton to create a hole new back-to-work, certficated training scheme with associated proficiency levels. Fine Gael Bum Wiping for Grateful Unemployed. Simon is Fine Gael’s child prodigy!

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