39 thoughts on “De Monday Papers

  1. Frilly Keane

    Tramps
    2 straight reds
    On 2 different pitches
    One for each Healy Rae?

    What are ye like

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I didn’t look at the papers. I skipped to the comments. I’m on the bus and the Wi-Fi could be better.

    However, I suspect Frilly is right.

    I’m starting to get a thing…

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      No, it’s gone.

      It’s a reference to something athletic, isn’t it?
      I thought it was about forming a Socialist State.
      Mea Culpa.

      I never know what you’re talking about Frilly.
      I bet you wear black clothes. I do.

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            You’re only doing this to get back at those people who accuse you of using two names.
            It’s petty.

            Just admit that you like talking to yourself and be done with it.

  3. Catherine McEntee

    Still a bit scundered from drowning my sorrows after your no-show in the Zoological Gardens, ahh I’ll get over i suppose

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        You’ll have to get up on the hairy baboon instead Catherine
        That was uncalled for.
        -The cheek of you.

        I’m well capable of going on top if I have to.

        1. Nice Jung Man

          Says she to me “Me lovely Jack
          Sure I’d love a ride on the elephant’s back
          If you don’t get out of that I’ll give you such a crack”
          Up in the Zoological Gardens

  4. Catherine McEntee

    And there was me looking forward to a great day out……

    Anyway, I won’t fry your brain at this ungodlyhour, just glad to see you and the sheik are back, was no craic without yous

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Never mind the hour. I have nothing to do.
      -Do you know what I did earlier on? I’m an idiot.
      A bloke asked me for a light, and I thought to meself,
      ‘You have 2 lighters, give him one of them.’
      ‘Brilliant idea’, I replied.
      I’m an idiot.
      I gave him my good lighter.
      The one I have doesn’t work.
      I feel so stupid.

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          I need to get bread first.
          I have to get a lighter anyway so I was going to the shop.

          Is there anything else you need before I go?

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Please Catherine, we all know what ‘fluck’ means.
      We learned it in Irish class, and that’s not how you spell it.

  5. Catherine McEntee

    Stop reading and typing while in transit, it’ll make you all nauseous, catty and contrary

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      I’m not in transit anymore.
      That was 3 hours ago, just after I unknowingly gave away my good lighter.
      It still hurts, but we have to move on.

  6. Catherine McEntee

    You’ll come to terms with it im sure, maybe the sheik will return it and it’ll be like it was never missing in the first place

    I’d better leave you in peace to engage in some politcal debate or other, i’ll be barred for clogging up valuable opinion space with my drivel

  7. MarRef Not Home To Pay Tax

    Una Mullally still shilling for the Labour Party. It’s over, Una Gan Portfolio. No Seanad nomination for you from Eamon, Joan, Ivana….

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