1975 called. They want their casual homophobia back.
Chris Doyle writes:
From the Waterford Mail apparently
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1975 called. They want their casual homophobia back.
Chris Doyle writes:
From the Waterford Mail apparently
“A double adapter” Jay-sus!
That had me sputtering, all right.
I haven’t heard that term since the golden days of “Benny on the loose”.
The Waterford Mail – Your local bawdy 1970s newspaper
“Bent as an S-hook marriage referendum”
Nah it’ll never catch on.
That’s one sensitive Agony Aunt
This is a print version of Waterford Whispers, right?
In fairness, its not bad advice- 3sum, or move on. Lolly also gives his/her personal view which they are entitled to do. And in fairness, the hubby is not giving any to the missus and did lie. Back of the net.
Now THAT’S casual homophobia.
Darn. I’m caught.. Well done bra.
Men don’t hug each other,ever, I hope you know.
Does that mean all those football players after they score want anal?
Im signing up for football
PS Did anyone see that ginger lad for Galway United? Cute litltle thing <3
Fluffy, any man that gives you a “lingering look” (see also, eye contact) is also absolutely and undoubtedly gay.
And I thought there was something wrong that I couldn’t maintain eye contact for too long with an attractive woman.
Now I know my problem… I’m heterosexual.
Damn it!
As long as I don’t go down in the penalty area I should be alright, yeah?
#score #sweatymeninshorts
(For the record, where I’m from, kissing your wife in public is considered a bit gay)
Skipping out of a night drinking with the lads to spend it with your missus is also horrid gay….. aparently
meadowlark
is that the lingering look clampers gives me down the park?
Yes, yes it is fluffster, though clampers would never admit it, the wee dote.
The other column seems to be pretty solid on the one nighter strategy too.
Hi Laura
Ah’ here
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Hugging another man means you’re gay? That’s quite the message to have been approved by the editors.
Unless Ask Lolly is a comedy column of course and we’re just not in on the joke.
You people dont do jokes. Its all deadly serious innit? You’re worse than the bishops.
“You people”
Charming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMzd40i8TfA
Don’t forget the lingering looks – WITH ANOTHER MAN
Really one-sided, pessimistic advice.
This could totally bring them closer together. A mutual love of cock is a great way to bond.
#heyiz
#gerrup
‘Bent as an S-hook’ Have to say, I laughed. Sorry.
Straight as a G Hook
He could hide behind a spiral staircase.
You people are getting worse by the day. Why not just laugh.
Because it’s still tough growing up being gay in some parts of Ireland.
As perhaps evidence by this husband entering a sham marriage.
Lolly – Sponsored by Westboro Baptist Church
It’s also biphobic to suggest that if he is a “double adaptor” that that somehow means that he requires, or is entitled to, extra-marital sex. Bisexual people are perfectly capable of being in monogamous relationships without sexual gratification from another gender.
Might be a 4-way socket board
It also cultural appropriation. Gays invented the term, it belongs on Grindr as a descriptor, not on some dreary housewife’s moanrant.
Prefer Growlr myself.
Woof!
*splutter*
sounds fair advice to me
I don’t see the issue with the casual outrage here.
Ignoring the casual outrage how can you possibly call “You saw your husband hugging another man? He’s gay and you should leave him” fair advice?
“Even if he is gay, bisexual, or whatever, the simple fact is that he has lied to you.” based entirely on seeing a man hug another. You see that as fair?
Ooooo missus! The faux outrage is big on this one!
Not really.
Let’s call it for what it is, outright stupidity.
Or (more likely) not actually real. Do people really write into ‘agony aunts’ anymore?
I would love a BS agony aunt
Seconded.
Much hilarity would ensue.
I nominate Caroline.
Yes, or Anne. She would be brutal
Some serious no nonsense advice from Anne.
I nominate badatmemes
That would just give more agony
give the woman no credit for her intuition,
she suspects something is wrong and clearly it is .
Did you see the “lingering looks” that didn’t seem right to the woman who witnessed it. no. she did.
S hook :)
“she suspects something is wrong and clearly it is”
True, but she doesn’t appear to give any consideration to the fact it could be her.
Maybe she should just ask her husband like an adult.
Get over yourself Tony. I’m not in the least outraged.
Is that your only line, toto…
Great advice in the other column. “Give her a kiss on the cheek and thank her for a lovely night, and don’t make the mistake of telling her you would love to hook up again if you are not into her.”
Would love to know what that was about. Maybe how to get a one nighter out the door before she becomes a clinger?
Chewoffyourownarmratherthanwakeher..
27 hours
Can’t we do something about 1970’s attidudes?
What an awful little country etc etc etc
Talk about jumping to conclusions.
Maybe she piled on the weight after the wedding and kept fooling herself into thinking it was only a couple of pounds and made it impossible for him to talk to her about it.