What you may need to know:
1. David Yates directs the nth adaption of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ source material for Warner Bros.
2. Cheetah! Boy! Umgawa!
3. With a shirtless Alexander Skarsgård (for the laydees), Margot Robbie (for the gents), and Christoph Waltz in full moustache-twirling villain mode.
4. For once, the monkey is not played by Andy Serkis.
5. Broadsheet prognosis: Needs more loincloth.
Release Date: 8 July.
(Mark writes about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie)
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Margot Robbie in a loincloth…
The other half will be pleased.
Re No 3:
Ahh so this movie is only for straight people then? Got it.
Brace yourself for incoming “damn pc crowd” comments.
If only ya’ll could just get along
“Oh Grace just hold me ( or a woman ) in your arms….”
Umgawa!
skarsgard is a decent actor, I find it hard to believe he is so stuck for work that he’d take this film.
He’s very good in “What Maisie Knew”. It’s a great film.
Umgawa!
and two Jungle Book films coming out before the end of next year. Plenty of Jungle-stuff going on.
I’m judging this movie and it’s not going well for it.
Me Tarzan seeks a dreamy Jane dresed only in a loin cloth .
The Real Jane *does* frequent these boards…