Sergeant Steiner – – Why do you want it so badly? [shows Stransky his Iron] It’s just a piece of worthless metal.
Captain Stransky – – It’s not worthless to me. Sergeant, if I do not return with the Iron, I couldn’t face my family.
Sergeant Steiner – – Personally, sir, I don’t feel you deserve the Iron.
Yes and no. It’s very similar to the ‘Bubble Car’ of its day, the Heinkel.
It looks like a Dyson…
Or an Aldi iron
I don’t iron except under “extenuating circumstances”
I iron EVERYTHING!
Oh, you’re one of them lads who irons his undies
Yes.
Judge not lest ye be judged.
those bedsheets with elastic ?
If it’s creased and could benefit from having an iron ran over it, it gets ironed.
Your excuses are running thin
There is no need to iron anything lads if you hang it up to dry right!
There’s nothing left to be said. Burn him!
I’ve never been disappointed in Bertie Blenkinsop…
*more
See? I can’t even type correctly because of the pain!
“You don’t love someone because they’re perfect.
You love them in spite of the fact that they’re not.”
A. Fridgemagnet
Two Men and an Iron
Sergeant Steiner – – Why do you want it so badly? [shows Stransky his Iron] It’s just a piece of worthless metal.
Captain Stransky – – It’s not worthless to me. Sergeant, if I do not return with the Iron, I couldn’t face my family.
Sergeant Steiner – – Personally, sir, I don’t feel you deserve the Iron.