Ooooh, when she was 44 she had a fling with Julio Iglesias and spent a month in The Priory…. who knew?
My Meaty Member
they kept that very quiet
Bertie Blenkinsop
In her forthcoming autobiography she says she realised she had to stop when it dawned on her that she was was snorting coke through a banknote with her own face on it.
Mani
She also refers to masturbation as ‘doing one’
Which is confusing if you’re a cockney.
Sheila
One is amused
collynomial
“The” Queen, as if she’s the only one, or the reigning monarch in one’s country.
Cromuel
Except in every country in the world that doesn’t have a monarch the old dear is referred to as ‘the Queen’. She is our queen of camp!
Ah, “Her Majesty is pictured firing a new, British-made SA-80 assault rifle” which will be used to kill many dissidents, strikers and those who don’t agree with the dictators all over the world! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
collynomial
That’s patently untrue. More frequently she is referred to as “The Queen of England” not only in the US, but also when translated to their national languages in Germany, France and Italy.
Cromuel
Really? We’re reading different chickmags, Colly.
I don’t care – not my queen nor any of hers. But I’ve often seen “the Queen” in things like, ohhh, Vanity Fair and perhaps Time, Newsweek, the like, and similar (in English) in Europe. Always amuses me to imagine Benjamin Franklin quietly foaming to himself below the ground, even though he and his won in the end.
+1
That assumption amongst Irish Royalists drives me nuts.
Here Oli, for balance, do ones for Margethe II and Bhumibol Adulyadej
rotide
What drives me nuts is the refusal to accept that when someone says ‘the queen’, 99% of the time they are talking about the queen of england.
Not the only one, but face it, she’s the Hoover of queens.
mildred st. meadowlark
Have to agree. Like it or not, we have a history which is entwined with England, and their monarchs; we watch British tv programmes; it’s hardly surprising that in our cultural context she is known as ‘the queen’. It doesn’t mean we think of her as our queen.
She’s not our Queen, but she’s colloquially ‘the’ queen. To deny that, would be to deny eight hundred years didn’t happen, as if there is no special (no matter what way you see it) relationship between these islands…. best just ignore the muppets who give out about the use of ‘the’ on this island….. ‘the’ does not mean ‘our’ or ‘my’ FFS!
ahjayzis
When you hear the NHS referred to in a health debate or whatever – are you totally flummoxed? Do you seek clarification? I mean, what nation? What health service?
They’re our closest neighbour and the country we’re most familiar with. Odds are when an Irish person says ‘The Queen”, they’re not referring to Rupaul.
dav
jaysus all the royalty lovers will be loving that, 100yr since the rising
Murtles
I feel these comparison sites make me feel inadequate. Like by the time he was my age, Lee Harvey Oswald had shot JFK. I haven’t even shot a regular person never mind a president.
Bertie Blenkinsop
Ha!
Owen C
How many irregular people have you shot though? 10 of them count as 1 regular, i believe.
Catherine, you continue to confound and astound me.
Not enough people know that the British Royal Family are German.
You’re more than a pretty face, and that’s why I love you.
Catherine McEntee
Ah now Badzer, you’re too kind, what are you after?
I’ll fill you in on the whole sorry lot of the inbred “royal family” at the weekend, bring your dictaphone……
Ooooh, when she was 44 she had a fling with Julio Iglesias and spent a month in The Priory…. who knew?
they kept that very quiet
In her forthcoming autobiography she says she realised she had to stop when it dawned on her that she was was snorting coke through a banknote with her own face on it.
She also refers to masturbation as ‘doing one’
Which is confusing if you’re a cockney.
One is amused
“The” Queen, as if she’s the only one, or the reigning monarch in one’s country.
Except in every country in the world that doesn’t have a monarch the old dear is referred to as ‘the Queen’. She is our queen of camp!
Ah, “Her Majesty is pictured firing a new, British-made SA-80 assault rifle” which will be used to kill many dissidents, strikers and those who don’t agree with the dictators all over the world! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
That’s patently untrue. More frequently she is referred to as “The Queen of England” not only in the US, but also when translated to their national languages in Germany, France and Italy.
Really? We’re reading different chickmags, Colly.
I don’t care – not my queen nor any of hers. But I’ve often seen “the Queen” in things like, ohhh, Vanity Fair and perhaps Time, Newsweek, the like, and similar (in English) in Europe. Always amuses me to imagine Benjamin Franklin quietly foaming to himself below the ground, even though he and his won in the end.
A quick Ngram: https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=The+Queen%2C+The+Queen+of+England&year_start=1800&year_end=2000&corpus=15&smoothing=3&share=&direct_url=t1%3B%2CThe%20Queen%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2CThe%20Queen%20of%20England%3B%2Cc0
We all know our queen is Ruairí Ó Néill.Lámh Dhearg Abú!
UK editions
+1
That assumption amongst Irish Royalists drives me nuts.
Here Oli, for balance, do ones for Margethe II and Bhumibol Adulyadej
What drives me nuts is the refusal to accept that when someone says ‘the queen’, 99% of the time they are talking about the queen of england.
Not the only one, but face it, she’s the Hoover of queens.
Have to agree. Like it or not, we have a history which is entwined with England, and their monarchs; we watch British tv programmes; it’s hardly surprising that in our cultural context she is known as ‘the queen’. It doesn’t mean we think of her as our queen.
+1 Ro
She’s not our Queen, but she’s colloquially ‘the’ queen. To deny that, would be to deny eight hundred years didn’t happen, as if there is no special (no matter what way you see it) relationship between these islands…. best just ignore the muppets who give out about the use of ‘the’ on this island….. ‘the’ does not mean ‘our’ or ‘my’ FFS!
When you hear the NHS referred to in a health debate or whatever – are you totally flummoxed? Do you seek clarification? I mean, what nation? What health service?
They’re our closest neighbour and the country we’re most familiar with. Odds are when an Irish person says ‘The Queen”, they’re not referring to Rupaul.
jaysus all the royalty lovers will be loving that, 100yr since the rising
I feel these comparison sites make me feel inadequate. Like by the time he was my age, Lee Harvey Oswald had shot JFK. I haven’t even shot a regular person never mind a president.
Ha!
How many irregular people have you shot though? 10 of them count as 1 regular, i believe.
Her Majesty is an inspiration to us all.
Quite, darling.
Yeah, her right of birth is enough to feed the inspiration to become a Buddhist and get reincarnated as a rich mother fupper !
I thought the old nazi died?
Catherine, you continue to confound and astound me.
Not enough people know that the British Royal Family are German.
You’re more than a pretty face, and that’s why I love you.
Ah now Badzer, you’re too kind, what are you after?
I’ll fill you in on the whole sorry lot of the inbred “royal family” at the weekend, bring your dictaphone……
I know it all already.
You’ll never guess who taught me.
I’d like to hear your version though, before the weekend.
Come back to bed.
You continue to be-fuddle and be-fk me – and that, along with the charm and the smarm, is why I love you.
Who taught you?
Comin’
I love when you call me Badzer!
I love using this exclamation mark that you sent me last week!!!
I copy and paste it all the time now!!!
I think of you, always!!!
Is there no end to your creative flair?!?!?!?
Use the above punctuation next time you’re confounded and astounded – puts a little ooomph into your comments darling ;~}
Excuse me my darling…
Remember, this is Broadsheet.
Some people get extremely annoyed if you try to express love, and get all lovey-dovey because you can’t help it. ‘That’s life’, as they say in France.
This is a fighting site, for fighting people.
We’ll have no loving here!
There are some pleasant posters amongst the crabby war-mongers and Victor Mildrew types…….some roses amongst the thorns, such as yourself.
Who gives a flying fupp?
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2016/04/12/kim-kardashian-mile-high-club-sex-in-public/82927208/
Well tbf
Mrs Windsor is doing well for 90
And to be still working for a living n’all
So it’s’ true that she’s taken on a paper round to earn her keep?
We’ll all be workng at 90 by the looks of things,
I was going to make a stupid joke here.
A vulgar joke.
It was really funny. It was very clever.
…then I remembered…
My earlier (totally-innocuous) comment got deleted so I weighed up the risks and thought, ‘Nah, not worth it…‘
I’ll make a better joke.
-And I won’t tell you that one either.
Stuff your censorship!
And that’s a ‘Good Night’ from me.
And a ‘Good Night’ from him.
Goodnight!!!!!
Look at the clock dopey!
Look at the clock!
I give up.
The clock…the clock…
Hang on, I’ll look at the clock
…OMG, August is getting closer…
I’ve said too much.
Forget that I was here.
I will.