39 thoughts on “De Sunday Papers

  1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Ho, ho, ho…

    I know it’s not Christmas yet but you have to laugh at those eejits who paid Water-Tax bills and now expect refunds.
    Irish Water…the joke that keeps writing itself.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        We need more people like you, BlackRock Ronán
        -Any chance you could marry my sister when she gets older? She’s still in primary school now but she’s what you’d call a ‘looker’. I could be your Best Man.

  2. Smith

    BS comments beyond midnight are by the alcoholics, mentally deranged and lonely attention seekers.

    Yes, I appreciate the irony.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      I was going to write a limerick, rhyming the words ‘Ironic’ with ‘Sardonic’….
      -I just couldn’t think of a word that rhymes with ‘Smith’.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Or ‘Bionic’, or ‘Catatonic’, or ‘Chronic’, or ‘Sonic’, or ‘Platonic’…I could continue…

        But ‘Smith’?
        Nothing rhymes with that.

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            You escaped tonight, but I WILL get you if I remember…

            Smith, Smith, Smith….
            …something about the Sith maybe…No, I don’t know enough about the Star Trek movies to make a joke about that…
            …Welsh town names…No, too obscure…
            …I could pretend I have a lispth…but that would be inthenthitivth…

            You got me this time.
            My greatest regret is in being your conduit.

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            I wiSH IT was that easy.
            It’s like somebody’S HIT the Off button on the part of my brain that makes rhymeS.
            HI-Times did an an article on it recently. I started reading it but didn’t finiSH IT,
            -I stopped at the part where the writer mentionS HITler.

  3. Mairead

    Attention seeking by appreciating a regular commenter’s input??????

    You appear to be in a confused state, not I.

  4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I know what you’re saying Mairead
    But the evidence has been displayed
    Understand if you can
    I’m not one one man
    I’m too two men I’m afraid.

    I think one of us has a stutter
    The other one’s one one some kind of a nutter.
    But whichever one’s me
    Loves Ms McEntee
    You should go and find yourself another.

  5. some old queen

    Independent: Water Refunds.

    Refunds will have to be costed by the Department of Finance. Then exactly who paid what and how much will be published. If these figures are at odds with the statements already issued by Irish Water then it will probably damage the company to the point of no return.

    Surely it is up to the commission to make a recommendation on this? The idea that it is in anyway holding up the formation of a government is just downright bizarre.

  6. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    The idea that it is in anyway holding up the formation of a government is just downright bizarre.

    Why would they hurry?
    It’s my understanding that TDs who lost their seats are still getting paid as TDs, as are their replacements.
    (I could be wrong, but if I’m right…)
    -Doesn’t that mean that it costs us more money to have an unworking government that does absolutely nothing than a functional one?

    You could call THAT bizarre.
    -Then you remember that ALL these losers desperately want to emerge looking like winners. It’s all about the NEXT election and always will be.

    There’s nothing bizarre about that.
    This is Ireland.
    You get used to it after a while. Nothing seems bizarre.
    Anything could happen, but usually doesn’t.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      I saw that. My first answer vanished too.
      -Best to ignore it and carry on.

      It’s just the Admin looking for attention, as usual.
      They think they own the place.

  7. Tom

    There could be some interesting comments to be had about the Clerys investigation or the IRBC investigation written about on the papers front pages there.

    You had some really good posts and comments on the abuse scandals that are lost and forgotten about with the nonsense being posted on these news posts by that f*cking weirdo badatmemes. He’s posting under numerous names also so he can have a witty little tête-à-tête with himself.

    I don’t know why you allow this.

    1. Broadsheet Spawned A Monster

      It’s just to piss off belligerent bottomholes like you Tom

    2. SPANX

      Look on it as something akin to Care in the Community. It’s the simple, unfortunate kid smearing his own excrement on his lunchbox. It’s not ideal but so long as he’s no danger to himself or anyone else, we tolerate it. Just don’t make eye contact.

      1. SPANX

        and, yeah, badger, that’s you I’m talking about.

        (Please don’t bring your imaginary girlfriend in to attempt a retort…that just makes me pity you. And I don’t want to pity you).

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