Win Fergal’s Bird

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From top Red signed by The Angry Birds Movie director Fergal Reilly

Hungry for Angry Birds?

To celebrate ‘The Angry Birds Movierecord May opening for an original animated film, hitting number 1 in the charts in 37 markets. We have teamed up with Sony Pictures and ODEON Cinema’s to give one lucky winner the chance to win cinema tickets for a family of 4 to any ODEON Cinema and FOURr, Red – The Angry Bird figurines signed by The Angry Birds Movie Irish director Fergal Reilly.

To enter, just complete this sentence

‘My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is……………. because…………’

Lines MUST close at MIDNIGHT

Odeon Cinemas

Thanks Joanne

30 thoughts on “Win Fergal’s Bird

  1. Optimus Grime

    My favourite Irish director currently making movies is C. Mor Fannaidh because until you’ve watched porn as gaeilge you have not really lived!

  2. garthicus

    ‘My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is……………. because………… I genuinely don’t have an informed answer, but my 5 year old is Angry Birds crazy and would love this prize.. so I’ll just say Neil Jordan cause he was sound the time I met him when I was an extra on Michael Collins.

  3. Paul

    My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is Lenny Abrahamson because he tells the truth.

    (looking forward to seeing Angry Birds with my nieces under the pretence of it being a treat for them when I really want to see it myself)

  4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is Mattress Mick because nothing really mattress. Anyone can see. Nothing really matress to me.’

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      PS.
      That was a serious entry. I have someone who would love the tickets too.

  5. King Thistle

    My favorite Irish director currently making movies is Fergal Reilly because he’s swan eggsellent director who’s not afraid to tail it like it is, feather you like it or not.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      -Oooohhh…
      We have a challenger….

      I want those tickets King Thistle.
      Nothing personal, but I’m going to upstep my game.
      I hope you’re ready.

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          Okay…

          Mi no yu jus tryin’ to beguile me.
          So mi gonna tri a different stylee
          -Mi own pickey wan’ dem de most
          So nu matta wat yu subsequently post
          Something, something, something Fergal Reilly.

          **fireworks…we have a winner…

  6. Daisy Chainsaw

    ‘My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is Paul O’Brien because Staid is a beautiful film.

  7. Rob

    My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is my friend Rory Dungan because his first movie is a Zombie movie, which isn’t finished being made, so he hasn’t had the chance to disappoint me yet.

    1. Frilly Keane

      Oh Jesus I love me Zombies
      If it ever gets done lemme know and I’ll do a review

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        This might sound a bit mad Frilly, but I have a mate who earns money from royalties on a script that he wrote years ago featuring vampires in Ireland. It keeps getting sold on to new companies, he gets a percentage every time, but It never goes into production.
        -I’ve read it. It’s brilliant, and a totally new take on the genre.

        Not my cup of blood, but each to their own.
        -There’s money in them fangs.

        1. Frilly Keane

          I’ll have’ta learn screen writing so

          My zombies won’t be the Z Nation ones tho
          More you never know then they’re going ta’ turn
          Zombabaway
          Or maybe
          ZombIreland

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            I wish I could tell you of the twist my friend took on the genre.
            I can’t…Everyone who sees it sees an easier profit in selling it onwards.
            My mate, Mr. xxxx is happy as f*** about that.

            I had no idea until recently that that’s how it works.
            -Horrible, isn’t it?
            (Apart from me mate getting paid again and again, ‘cos none of my friends are stupid.)

          2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            @ the othe sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq;
            You forgot to mention that his royalties are in their thousands.

            -Maybe you’re jealous, eh?

            I also support the idea that the ‘King Prickle’ person should win, whether they have a prick or not. I’m a Feminist like that.

            (Don’t mind me. I’m just waiting for Catherine McEntee to come on Skype.)

  8. Frilly Keane

    My favourite Irish Film Director currently making FILMS is Fergal Reilly because he just is

    And I recognise the puss on that Angry Bird in the Cork colours
    Tis not easy lads
    But if I win I’ll use it as any avatar

  9. Bertie Blenkinsop

    My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is Leather Jacket Guy because he gives so much Shawshank there’s bound to be some Redemption eventually.

  10. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I’m competing with a bunch of beginners
    Who eat microwavable dinners.
    It must affect their brains
    ‘Cos one fact remains
    They aren’t gonna be among the WINNER(s)

    To NOT post it would be a crime
    But look at this beautiful rhyme;
    Listen to the crickets
    Send me the tickets

    Fergal, no messing this time…

    Hang on a min, that’s not it…
    Fergal’s just a conduit
    To win myself prizes
    I need better disguises
    Broadsheet would never reward me it.

    (I apologise to any pedants who might complain about my verses getting ‘worse’ when I promised they were going to get ‘better’. That’s the whoosshhhh…. you heard earlier on.

    PS
    What time does this competition finish at…12am?
    -That’s like later on, isn’t it?

  11. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Slow down sexy.
    -There’s almost four hours left. You’ll think of something funny before then.

  12. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    @ sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
    I have a great idea .
    I’m the sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq with no avatar, the boss of all the sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq and the easiest to impersonate. I’m not as scared of fighting as you are, but you cannot win these tickets. It wouldn’t be right. Your kids HATE Angry Birds and all that nonsense.

    -Why not just concede to King Thistle? He beat you to it with everything. Accept it.

  13. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Seriously, I thought my kids would like to see the movie.
    I texted them and they said…

    LOOK i should never have entered this competition
    I don’t want the tickets.
    If you send me the figurines I’ll only throw them at the heads of people I suspect of reading Broadsheet. I’m a very good shot.
    Paul Murphy is the only person exempt from this. He’s me number two because that’s what he asked me to do. I’m in Sandra-land. He knows what I mean.

    Ba dong dong…

    King Thistle is de winna.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      I shouldn’t have said ‘Ba dong dong…’
      I was thinking of a song at the time.
      You might not know it already.
      It goes like this;

      Tell dem already, mi a tell dem again
      Tell dem already, mi a tell dem again
      Mi luv di sensimellia, yes mi luv it mi frend

      …eh…
      …ba dong dong

      (I’m listening to a different song now. I’ve lost my train of thought. Sting Gristle is the winner. Thrust me ;-) )

    2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Apologies to Paul Murphy.
      You’re still me number one, mate.

      I still smile every time my bus stops outside your offices in Tallaght.
      -It makes me feel like I’m home at last.

      Have you got room on your staff for a smartarse?

      Hang on a minute…am I still on the right thread?
      -Surely I should be disqualified and the prize should be given to that King Puntwister person from earlier.

      Nobody else even tried.

      The King is de King, and no ***king messing.
      -Everybody who hasn’t already surrendered, surrender now. (You’re only going to look stupid.)

  14. Clampers Outside!

    My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is Lenny Abrahamson because of the delicate touch shown in bringing the characters of both Garage and Adam & Paul to life, and looking forward to seeing Room :)

    I’m also a big animation fan :)

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      I am also a big ainm-dropping fan, but I never knew he was the one who did them two fillums aswell as this other one that you say that he did or is doing…

      What was his name again..?
      I never heard….
      I never heard of…
      I never heard of a guy with that name….

      What did you say his name was again?

      -If it wasn’t for King Thistle stealing ALL the jokes while we were sleeping me and you would’ve had a chance in this competition.
      We were out-classed.
      Give up.
      I gave up ages ago.

  15. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    King Thistle

    It stings me to admit it, but He deserves his crown.

    PS.
    He is not me using a different name. I just thought I’d throw that in there in case anybody wanted to have a ‘discussion’.

  16. SPANX

    I hereby confirm that King Thistle is badatmemes using a different name. They even play in one another’s gardens.

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