A Limerick A Day

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A golfer who went to a gig
Turned out to be slightly too big
To let Bono see
So his security
Moved her from in front of his wig.

John Moynes

Pic: Sophie Gustafson

24 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

    1. MoyestWithExcitement

      ..a fan who’s quote keen.

      Obviously that’s the rhyme you were looking for. Family show.

        1. MoyestWithExcitement

          Is this your subtle way of telling me you’re on the judging panel for yesterday and I’m not getting a t-shirt?

  1. C Sharp

    “Hey my VIP isn’t as Very as that guy’s VIP”.

    Some people will never be happy.

  2. On The Buses

    Just to clarify for everyone that was not at the show on Sunday:

    Bono was very blatantly reading the lyrics from the teleprompter for the one verse that he sang. He then started leading a chant during Nils Lofgren’s solo. Bono then tried at least 3 times to count the band back in to a chorus after the solo, each time was premature and it put everyone in the band off kilter.

    It was like a bad karaoke performance and he was an embarrassment to behold.

  3. Lordblessusandsaveus

    If I had paid €100 or so to see The Boss I would not be happy to see that pin eyed squirt Bono on stage.

    1. Lordblessusandsaveus

      Bet you’re one of those Michael O’Leary cheerleaders. A peasant championing his masters.

  4. Anomanomanom

    That didn’t actually happen though. Read her full story before making comments. She should not have been in that area anyway.

    1. ollie

      “That didn’t actually happen though”
      Yes it did happen. It’s no big deal, it’s just Bono being the tool that he always is.

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