33 thoughts on “For Your Consideration: Northern Ireland

  1. Christopher

    You cannot view any of these places from an elevated position 100 metres above the ocean.

    1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

      Even birds need a holiday Christopher and NI is clearly priming itself for the lucrative avian market

    2. Skeptical O'Hare

      Maybe NI could host a conference for drone fliers. They could drone on and on about how putting horrible stock music to drone footage of any coast is original artwork in itself.

    3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Boys, girls, whatever you are…

      -I used to be like you.
      -I used to take the P155 out of stuff like this.
      -Now I take the P155 out people who take the P155 out of stuff like thi5.

      Y’all say your bit, but at the end of the day it’s just a lot of wind.

      You shouldn’t be P155ing into the wind.

      Somebody arrest me, I dare you. ;-))

        1. Janet, I ate my avatar

          there’s this really nice thing about embracing that which you cannot change

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Hello there, Pawel le Poo-pooh
        It’s not even about you,or you, you
        Understand, if you can
        We all know it’s you, Anne
        You, you, you….what to do…what a do-do.

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          But in fairness to The Key of G, it IS a banging tune.
          The video is dodgy, but I could still bang to it if I kept my eyes closed.

  2. Punches Pilot

    Not that they can do much about it but the Giants Causeway is the greatest load of dung. I remember getting there and think ‘that’s it!

      1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

        The Mona Lisa is my worse famous thing – so tiny! so far away!

        1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

          Hue in Vietnam. Big. Waste. Of. Time. Couldn’t wait to get away.
          Atacama Desert in bloom in Chile. Only joking/showing off. That was amazeballs.

          1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

            I liked Hue, though would have nicer to be there on a proper budget, not a backpackers one.

            Shut up about Chile, no one likes a show off… :)

    1. Janet, I ate my avatar

      I got there and it was heaving with busloads of Chinese tourists. .I’ve deadly photos

  3. Panty Christ

    Venice is basically an open sewer. Might as well go down to ballyfermot stretch of the grand canal with a cag of bans and feed the swans.

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      Really? I hear conflicting views. I guess I’ll have to go myself some day. Maybe in late Autumn, early winter when it’s not so busy and stinky.

      1. MoyestWithExcitement

        Some huge international art festival every 2 years there. Worth googling if you’re thinking of going to the city.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Is it true that you’re racist against the Nordies now Farther Away or should we have another Mass for Tony to cheer him up?
        Go on. etc…

        Right, that’s all the jokes done.
        No Fr. Ted nonsense, y’hear?

  4. Fully Keen

    …you can use Euros there like in Ireland.

    Oh wait. No. You can’t.

    How many Euros did this cost to promote?

    Genuinely.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      @ Flukey Queen…
      This is total conjecture, but I believe my dreams.
      I mean, hey…they must mean something…eh?

      Here we go…
      -It cost a hundred billion €uros, which is like £2,000 quids in real money so don’t worry about it.
      -Done by an independent video company that just started up recently and are located in a small Caribbean village that has yet to adopt a name.
      -The runner-up was a Powerpoint ‘presentation’ from last year because nobody else was bothered.
      – The music…you think it was a joke…we were serious. We DON’T want to see you. We will play terrible music until you go home if you come here. We’re not messing. (Never forget…Fergal Sharkey)
      We have a ‘drone’ thing My friend in the eh, Carribbean, is that how you spell it?..we have I have, I mean HE has one of those ‘drone’ things. I’d say he could make a deadly video. It wouldn’t cost much more than £2,000 quids in real money.

      Ahem.

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