24 thoughts on “De Wednesday Papers

      1. Kieran NYC

        He can’t be as rich as he says he is if he’s willing to burn those kind of bridges/face potential backlash for that sum.

        Maybe he’s another Trump?

  1. Shayna

    Great pic of Stonehendge – Summer Solstice etc. The folk pictured appear to be very close to the stones – last time I was there it was a cordoned off scenario. Apparently due to an alcohol-related incident the crowd numbers were reduced by half – I’m guessing troublesome non-hippy types were at fault.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Sorry Sharon…
      I shall inform my Hippy friends that Stonehenge belongs to your crustie mates nowadays, and not me and me Hippy mates…or did I get that the wrong way ’round?

      Are you a crustie too?
      I could sell you a piece of string for your dog. Any chance of a €uro?

      Did you see me dog?

      1. Shayna

        @upside-down-name guy – What? I remember the “Crusties” – sure the dog on a string etc. You’ve got it the wrong way around (Dare I say it, as usual?).

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          It’s me job, Sharona, me-me-me-me my job Sharona*.

          *by a Pop Group called the cars who were terrible, but they wrote a song about you. It was popular before your time…maybe on the night you were concieved…I dunno…ask yer Ma.

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            He’s right about you being wrong though, isn’t he?
            -And you have to admire his balls…

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      …tu fais preuve…
      THAT’S the phrase you were searching for Farrah-Fossit Sharon.

      My girlfriend doesn’t like you.
      -That’s good enough for me.

      The Daily Record is good enough for you.

      Let’s go…

      1. Catherine McEntee

        @ Shayna

        Ignore bad/mad’s reference to me in the above msg – somewhere along the line in all the lunacy of last night’s Strawberry Moon of Summer Solstice, my sidekick began speaking and typing in tongues (from all orifices – it wasn’t pretty)

        Anyway, hope that’s cleared that up – you haven’t a fleg-pole I could impale him on have you? ;-)

  2. moroccan rug dealer

    That judge must be feeling awful at sending little Ellie back to her ### of a father Ben Butler. She made a terrible error and took early retirement. Good work cops.! Butler will never see daylight again.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      I searched already…there is no ‘moroccan rug dealer’ to English translator available on the Internet yet.
      Maybe one of you beardy blokes will make one and get rich.

      I don’t care.

  3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Is this ‘Brexit’ thing not just a big boy’s Lisbon Treaty?
    -Surely they’ll get a second chance if they get it wrong the first time.
    -It worked on for us, is all I’m saying…

    But seriously, it’s going to be funny…
    …it’s the bit in between the ‘Exit’ and the ‘Re-Entry’ that’s going to be the most fun…
    …as any girl knows…but there are NO girls on the Internet…hang on…I’m getting ‘good’ at memes…the sun is up…. aaargghhhh…tu fais preuve

  4. St. John Smythe

    The Daily Star creating another entry for the blog “People Looking Sad Beside the Things That Made Them Sad”

  5. Charlie

    Tom Doorley was knocked down by a taxi driver? I bet there was bullpoo all over the road after that accident.

  6. some old queen

    Anyone placing a bet on Brexit?

    The one strength the Remain side have is that there is nothing stopping Britain from having another referendum sometime in the future if the commitments given from Europe are not upheld. Leave is irreversible. I think caution will win out.

    1. mildred st. meadowlark

      I love watching David Cameron squirm though. He brought this mess entirely on himself.

      1. some old queen

        Cameron is a gambler. He won the Scottish referendum but in doing so has also elevated Scottish nationalism to new heights. Even if Remain win, the same thing will happen in England.

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