15 thoughts on “De Tuesday Papers

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Ah but Jesus…

        It almost seems like he doesn’t answer prayers about boxing the head off of someone else. Why is that? It seems a bit arbitrary to me.
        On the other fist, maybe he doesn’t exist….until you’ve been hit on the head a few times too many..
        -But hang on, surely then the more you get hit the more you ‘believe’, so the more ‘he’ loves you, and then that…eh…then that means….

        Jesus…
        All them punches…

        I blame the father.
        And the son, and the ‘holy’ spirit.

      2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Sorry if I’ve upset any sado-masochists out there, but K-T is well past it.
        -I reckon I could take her from behind, easily…

        All I’d need is a small bottle of Johnson’s Baby Oil to show to her
        I wouldn’t use it… I’d just make her think I was going to.
        (If you keep the receipt you might be able to get a refund.
        I’m pretty sure I’d just have to show it to her.)

        She needs cuddles.
        NOW is the time to strike.

        I’m ready, I just need a sponsor.

    1. classter

      I found myself a little caught up listening to her interview.

      She has been a fantastic athlete, she’s had a sh!t year personally & she lost that fight by the narrowest of margins.

  1. some old queen

    Rio police claim this ticket scam has being going on for ten years. How come it has only been spotted now?

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I was just thinking…
    …if they had an ‘Olympics For Brains’ they wouldn’t get any competitors, because the best contestants would stay at home.
    -Think about it…

  3. some old queen

    Meanwhile the orange vulgarian otherwise known as ‘Hair Furher’ is planning extreme vetting into the USA once elected to the white house. Not sure if that is before or after the wall around Mexico is to be built.

    Oh dear.

    It would be funny if it wasn’t so serious.

  4. Spaghetti Hoop

    Equestrian gold for the Brits? Blah! Have we not got any oul horses over in Rio? Or is that too soon after the horse-doping hoo-haa?

    1. classter

      We have one.

      Apparently there were more potential athlete/horse combos who could have done alright but they didn’t quite get there.

      Our Olympics organisations are a compelete & utter shambles. We completely underperform medal-wise as a per-capita measure for a wealthy country. And it is not because we are uninterested in sport.

      Our systems to find, develop and promote athletes are pathetic from early underage right up to senior. Then we have these absolute duffers running the sports organisations, seemingly with no overarching vision or oversight.

      1. Spaghetti Hoop

        I believe you’re right. Even if hurling became an Olympic sport we would probably screw that up too.

      2. Kieran NYC

        +1

        Apparently Pat Hickey has been in the position since the early 80s! Since that time we’ve had Sonia get a medal, Michelle Smith swim her way to four, Cian O’Connor cheat his way to one, a few medals from good boxers (coach now gone) and the O’Donovan brothers. Maybe one or two others I’m forgetting about?

        Not a great track record.

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