I’ll Stumble For You

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With some choice language the author defends Hillary’s health and skewers ‘unfit Trump’.

Frilly Keane writes:

Shocking.

Shocking I tell ya. I’m shocked; shocked that common sense and everyday cop-on has departed and gone the way of a Cork All-star.

Shocked that a 68 year old full-time beyond overtime politician, lawyer and granny gets a dose of pneumonia, and is treated and paraded globally onto any screen that’ll have her like a big ticket criminal being perp walked for the news cameras.

FFS lads; Hillary Clinton was fucking knackered. That’s it, that’s all. Christ you’d swear she said build a wall and keep the Mexicans out. Now, to be fair like, she should’a rang in sick anyway; and that’s shocking.

Shocking that this brilliant self-made woman gave more thought to looking over her shoulder at that misogynist blowhard ; yet Agent Orange himself cried off from Vietnam cause he wasn’t fit enough … at 22!

Arra’ would we all just cop on here and find the nearest Yank and kick them up the hole.

And here’s annuder thing with this fucking circus we’re expected to play along with and pay attention to; Trump – not Donald, or Donald Trump; tis Trump.

Everywhere from print to broadcast, from your phones to yere tabets; his title is Trump. Yet for the opposite candidate its Hillary, you don’t hear them say Clinton.

Short memories everywhere on this one, especially since Bill himself had higher poll numbers in the last 6 months of his Presidency that either of the two candidates looking for his job.

With the debates coming up; betcha it’ll be Trump this, will Trump that and how will Trump… alongside Hillary this, will Hillary that and how will Hillary.

She said it herself; “If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.”

Here’s anudder Shocker. Imagine if Hillary Clinton accepted the Democratic Nomination with 5 kids from 3 different lads around her on the podium…. America would have shat itself.

I don’t think I’ve seen a more ridiculous, abstract and cowardly election. And that’s saying something.

I think the Agent Orange side have copied what went on here in February; don’t let honesty, truth, accomplishment, substance and credentials near the voting population, and if there’s a media outlet that aren’t under control then buy them out or sue the fucking arses out’ve them.

Shocking.

Land of the free my hole

Wait till the debates and watch Hillary Clinton leave her opponent in tears. Yet still loose. Because they told us she did.

And he said himself “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”

Yau see the big problem here with the US Presidential 2016 is that they, those that get to vote, are not afraid of Trump being buddy buddy with Putin, or that ISIS and the like will come up behind them in their Malls and Subways, or that they may actually get a wall between them and Cabo, or the War in Iraq and the War in Afghanistan will have companions in Yemen, Syria whatever yere having yerself. What they the Septics are more afraid of is admitting to how thick and ignorant the majority of Americans are.
And that fact there, is Shocking.

Along with Shocking Literacy levels, Shocking Health Issues, Shocking Poverty, Shocking Greed, Shocking Welfare Failures, Shocking Intolerance, Shocking Obesity, Shocking Gun Laws …. Let there be a pox on all the voters for the Lad (who inherited somewhere between 100mill and 300 mill from his Daddy btw) “The beauty of me is that I am very rich.”

The American dream is about MONEY. Not Freedom.

America, now more than ever, even after Reagan and Bush 1, needs a Liberal Giant. They need someone that has the balls to represent the freedoms and rights and wellbeing of those that cannot afford them, and the too many that are now too afraid to try and seek them.

That name is once again is Clinton.

Do not listen to or tolerate any other argument or case or candidate. America Needs the Clintons back in the White House.

Hillary Clinton.

You don’t have to like her, but she’s the only one that can actually walk the fucking talk.

Home of the Brave? “When there are no ceilings, the sky’s the limit.”

We’ll have to wait and see.

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54 thoughts on “I’ll Stumble For You”

  3. Sido

    You seem to have overlooked the little matter of the back dated sick note in your white knight ramblings Frilly.

    1. Nigel

      Back-dated sick note. It’s like the agenda is being set by internet trolls. The white knights versus the orange knights because the orange knights are stained orange by whatever snack it is they’re reputed to eat in the traditional parent’s basement and because Donald Trump is orange, and white knights because all the people who aren’t white are being shot by US police or are refugees in boats on the Med or stuck in Direct Provision. Looks like we need a badly-embedded YouTube video to sum it all up:

      [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueuauKKjPZI&w=560&h=315%5D

  5. marge

    1, fake working class typos are so cringe.

    2, at least they have a woman running for top job, don’t see that happening in ireland anytime soon, I mean running of the country job, not irish presidency, which counts as much as a fart.

  7. Jimmy Russell

    We need to stop talking about Hillary’s health Trump is literally hitler he needs to be stopped at all costs Hillary is a woman and a democrat she is clearly going to be the best president in history we need to stop talking about her foreign policy record especially regarding the middle east Trump is going to make it hard for people to illegally enter the united states that’s literally no different from the nazi’s We need to stop talking about Hillary’s business affairs Trump is a misogynist which means that he has a pathological hatred of women he will bring back pay inequality for women and sign laws that force them to quit their jobs when they are married or have babies We need to stop talking about Hillary’s illegal handling of her emails in regards to national security it has no bearing on her fitness as a public servant or a person who’s decisions affect the entire world Donald Trump literally hates black people he will bring back slavery people who are supporting Trump are literally committing hate crimes we need to identify these people and target them We need to to stop talking about Hillary’s relationship with Saudi Arabia it’s a whole different country there it’s their culture to oppress women and kill homosexuals trying to impose our values on them would be racist Trump wants to kill or deport all muslims in the US it’s no different from the holocaust I literally cant even right now Trump makes me sick.

    1. The Real Jane

      It’s a good idea to edit when you copy and paste because the loonbag who wrote that originally left out all the full stops and has several other problems with writing English.

      2. Jimmy Russell

        could you literally just, like…..NOT??!?!?! the original author is an african american how dare you impose your racist standards of so called “good english” on her.

  8. De Kloot

    I pretty much agree with all sentiments bar one that i’m not sure what is being intimated…

    “Everywhere from print to broadcast, from your phones to yere tabets; his title is Trump. Yet for the opposite candidate its Hillary, you don’t hear them say Clinton.”

    Donald Trump’s campaign leads with ‘Trump’

    http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/i/MSNBC/Components/Video/151202/a_orig_logos_trump_151103.jpg

    Hillary Clinton’s leads with Hillary and with a big ‘ol H to boot…

    https://s3-eu-central-1.amazonaws.com/centaur-wp/creativereview/prod/content/uploads/2016/02/HC_ARROW_HILLARY_B_B_CMYK-1200×495.jpg

    So, what gives?! Whatcha getting at Frills?

      1. De Kloot

        Genuinely, you’re not making sense.

        His hair and Hillary’s coiffure bouffon are equal in measure as is their position in the polls – I appricate that’s not what your analogy is getting at but none the less…. Trump – as much as I despise him – is looking ever more likely to be elected. Therefore he cannot be dismissed as ‘hair’.

        Even if he loses, American politics has changed forever – the division too great. Partisan politics now fractured beyond repair. Nobody actually wins. Except the autocratically led superpowers.

  10. Cloud

    Ah sher lookit, aren’t we all jusht ordinary shpud eatin’ folks one and all.

    If you’re going to write on a serious topic, leave out the fake counthry inflections.

    2. MoyestWithExcitement

      She’s a lying, dishonest, greedy atypical megalomaniacal politician. But the alternative is still Trump.

  12. Clampers Outside!

    On the name thing… ‘Trump’ is a brand, that’s been around for decades. As for Hillary… well her husband was very, very often referred to as Bill, and together they were (are) referred to as the Clintons.

    I’d also add that it is fitting with the democrat style to go first name rather than the republican more conservative *fixes tie* stuffy approach.

    Nice effort, she’s no angel Hilary, she’s the lesser of two….

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-aPp7Kiiyg

        1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

          I went to see it in the cinema one afternoon after a few drinkies. I fainted during the operation scene.
          FACT,

  13. Iwerzon

    Your quaint vernacular – I see what you’re trying to do – does not address the fact that HRC is a very selfish, dangerously hawkish, money/power driven individual who will sell out to the highest contributor. Trump is a facist – no doubt – but there is a little part of me, a morbid curiosity, wondering what the impending poo-storm will actually be like.

    1. Nigel

      You’ll end up covered in poo, everything will be covered in poo you will be eating poo and drinking poo and waking through poo and sleeping in poo. There. Now you know.

      2. MoyestWithExcitement

        In fairness, a lot of people in the middle east are going to die if she gets elected. There’s little, if any, moral high ground here.

  16. human

    Its terrifying to think people who think like ‘Frilly keane’ are free and allowed out to walk amongst us…..

  18. Lilly

    Good on ya Frilly, being able to summon up some outrage on a Friday. I just want to go back to bed.

    Even if Hillary has vascular dementia, I hope she hangs in there. Lesser of two evils and all that.

  19. Ayr

    I genuinely can’t tell whether the post is serious or some very clever and subtle satire.

    ‘America, now more than ever, even after Reagan and Bush 1, needs a Liberal Giant. They need someone that has the balls to represent the freedoms and rights and wellbeing of those that cannot afford them, and the too many that are now too afraid to try and seek them. That name is once again is Clinton.
    Do not listen to or tolerate any other argument or case or candidate. America Needs the Clintons back in the White House.’

    I can understand the argument that to stop Trump you need to vote for Clinton. No rational person would even vote for Trump onto their local residents’ committee but to sing the praises of the Clintons, or to represent them as some tireless defenders of the down trodden, is pretty disgusting. Would we tolerate the corruption of the Clinton Foundation if it was an Irish political dynasty? Would we be so willing to overlook the Clinton’s role in Haiti along with their best buddy (redacted) if they were republicans?

    The Clintons are Tony Blair without the moral compass and Liam Lawlor without the burning sense of integrity. They’re wall street bought and paid for grifters and they take money from some of the most racist, homophobic, misogynistic regimes on Earth.

    When Donald Trump interrupts his campaign to head back to his home state to execute a black man with a mental age of 6 to show the good old boys he can tough on the blacks then we can talk about racism. His name was Ricky Ray Rector by the way.

    So look forward to plenty more interventions abroad when Hilary gets elected. More inequality and more bail outs for the 1%. Liberal Giants my arse.

    2. MoyestWithExcitement

      +1 The Palestinians are fupped if she wins. A lot of innocent people will die for her foreign policy. I won’t lie that I favour her because she’s better than Trump for the West. But only just. Morally she’s a toilet.

      1. human

        You’re actually deranged Moyest…. Re read what you just said……. ‘I’m for her even tho innocents will die’

        1. MoyestWithExcitement

          Innocents will also die because of Trump. This could be a good teaching moment for you. Maybe you’ll realise the world isn’t a binary children’s story about the good guys vs the bad guys. Or you could make yourself another toasted ham and cheese and have a w4nk.

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