53 thoughts on “Alphaboobies”

        1. Billy Kremlin

          That was meant for Moyest for… so desperate to get women he thinks pandering to them and completely demasculating himself will win them over.

    1. scottser

      ok, we should probably qualify that boobies are best when attached to a woman.
      but they are great, nonetheless.

  5. Feidlim MacSásta

    Boobs are fantastic. What a clever design.

    They attract men AND feed babies.

    I’m probably sexist now or something.

    1. MoyestWithExcitement

      Making out that people will attack you for saying boobs are nice? You probably already were sexist, in fairness.

        1. MoyestWithExcitement

          You’ve no flute or boobs? Jesus. Poor guy. No wonder you’re so angry and emotional. Poor little snowflake.

          1. Faecal Matters

            I’m just trying to figure out why you need to self-pleasure on this. I’ve an idea your scrotum got annihilated at some stage too probably in Clongowes after one of those 3rd year rugby games?

          3. MoyestWithExcitement

            “I’m just trying to figure out why you need to self-pleasure on this.”

            Because messing with self hating emotional messes that try and deal with their pain by trying to make other people feel as bad as they do about themselves gives me a boner. I know you don’t know what a boner is what with your lack of flute but trust me, they’re great.

          4. OhRowShayDoVahaWaile

            I figure your projecting the wild fantasies of a parking cone trying to imagine what it would one day be like to be a Keep Left sign.

  6. mildred st. meadowlark

    Is everyone here on their period or something?

    Ye all are in shocking form today.

          2. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

            I love her voice in this song but fully support Norman Bates for passenger.

          7. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

            That’s how me and my entourage go buy milk.

            Top song though

          11. Deluded

            I’m not fond of “nasally” tones, Parton’s voice, though distinctive, is clear as a bell. (There is a great uptempo version she performed in a small club with two male backup singers but I cannot find it now).
            On the subject of covers, it’s a bit early for ukulele versions or winsome starlets so I will offer a little rock-and/or-roll instead:
            – Cake
            – “I Will Survive”.
            – (from the delightful album Fashion Nugget)
            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7KJjVMqNIgA
            Dirty guitars, brass.

          13. Caroline™

            I freaking love that Cake cover. Another one a bit like that – The Slits Heard it Through the Grapevine.

        2. some old queen

          I’ll have you know that when the Lords of Strut rock up on the pitch ‘n putt course in Inniskeen in Co. Louth (yes not Monaghan) with that boom box tune…. the unemployed gays go wild.

          2. Sheik Yahbouti

            Japers, who’d a thunk a collection of cute little diddies could cause such ructions?

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