Things That Go Crunch In The Night

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Free tomorrow night?

Can you be in Ashbourne, County Meath at 6pm?

Would you like to win a Family pass to Tayto Park’s After Dark VIP experience?

Ian Collins at Tayto Park writes:

We have an EXCLUSIVE Tayto Park After Dark VIP Experience for a family of four (aged 14 years or over because it’s a night event) before it opens to the public.
Guests will experience the House of Horrors, night ride the Cu Chulainn Coaster, Air Race, Rotator, Windstar and endeavor the terrifying 5D Horror Movie, along with a reception afterwards in the park.

To enter please complete this sentence:

‘My scariest crisp-related experience to date involved_________________________________’

Lines MUST close at – woooh! – MIDNIGHT.

Tayto Park

‘After Dark’ bookings here

13 thoughts on “Things That Go Crunch In The Night

  1. Boba Fettucine

    Never mind the crisps. My scariest experience to date was going on the Cu Chulainn coaster which was terrifying in the daytime. God know what it’d be like at night.

  2. Steve

    My scariest crisp-related experience to date involved going to the Pre-Brexit, UK and discovering they didn’t sell Tayto, but some sort of imposter crisp, with overly complicated taste profiles/notions.

  3. Kevin

    ‘My scariest crisp-related experience to date involved a brand of crisps called Walkers…..so not Tayto

  4. Damian

    ‘My scariest crisp-related experience to date involved my late mother making crisp sandwiches for me for my lunch when I was in primary school, when lunchtime came I was so looking forward to my crisp sandwich but the crisps were soggy as she added them to the buttered bread that morning, I was devastated.

  5. Dave butler

    My scariest crisp-related experience to date involved sitting on a packet of cheese and onion and the bang frightened the life out of me!

  6. scottser

    My scariest crisp-related experience to date involved that ill-fated tayto crisp and chocolate bar. one bite and i swear i was going to throw up like yer wan in the exorcist.

  7. Toe up

    My scariest crisp related experience to date involved watching a particularly tense episode of Home & Away (Alf was about to go nuclear on some flaming mongrels), There I was engrossed in the show when my flatmate snuck up behind me with an empty crisp packet that he had inflated and he burst it beside my ear. I jumped about a foot off the couch with the shock and had a ringing in my ear for the rest of the episode. I’ve never been able to watch Home & Away since, mainly because it’s a pile of poo!

  8. SB

    My scariest crisp related experience to date involved doing the tour of the factory at Tayto Park and realising that Tayto and King crisps are both made by the same people!!!

    And let’s not even mention Hunky Dorys and all the rest!

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