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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton during the US Presidential Election debate last night

With dignity someone can choose
To stand like a man if they lose
From deep in the pit
You can dig up a shit
Who’ll hint in advance he’ll refuse.

John Moynes

Pics: NBC

5 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Dόn Pídgéόní

    Trump is the epitome of fragile masculinity. Even if you hate Hilary, it would be great to see him lose simply because being beaten by a girl would kill him.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Slow down there now Cowboy, Fried Chicken…

        -Did you just switch sides and hope nobody notices, or am I tripping off me nuts?.

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I’m gonna write a limerick.

    The choice in not quite what it seems
    Although they may seem at extremes
    Both of these voices
    Are very bad choices
    WTF? – sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Wait now, I’ll do another one…

    Whatever tactics he uses
    The outcome for Trump is he loses
    He isn’t a dope
    He knows he’s no hope
    That’s why he does just what he chooses.

  3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I want to live in a place
    Where people aren’t defined by ‘race’.
    The colours within
    Are not defined by skin
    If you think they are, you’re a disgrace.

    Limericks are easy to write
    I could do fifty a night
    It’s not just the rhyming
    It’s also all about the timing…
    …hang on, I’ve lost me train of thought. Shite.

    Oh yeah, speaking of ‘ease’,
    You guys are easy to tease
    You should understand
    ‘You talk to the hand’
    Take a break. Thank you. Please.

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