Federico (‘Fede’) Jaime (left) is helped after being bitten by a shark in Maui, Hawai
In Hawaii a rather bright spark
Went out for a surf with a shark
He suffered some harm
To his leg and his arm
But didn’t report on the bark.
John Moynes
Pic: Matt Meola/AP
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…But didn’t report on the bark…
-Eh, excuse me???
Dear Mr. Moynes.
As any Limericksmith worthy of the name will tell you, you write your last line first.
You don’t just jam in a line that rhymes and hope for the best.
Good day to you Sir.
I have more pressing matters to attend to.
Yeah he looks a bit stupid alright.
He has extreme shock and severe blood loss, that doesn’t leave you looking sparky. Not sure why this is a subject of ridicule, will we look forward to limericks on the subjects of more victims of maiming, perhaps a car wreck limerick about a paraplegic victim?
We had a limerick about that girl who got mauled at Dublin Zoo a few years back.
Don’t believe there was ever an apology either.