Federico (‘Fede’) Jaime (left) is helped after being bitten by a shark in Maui, Hawai

In Hawaii a rather bright spark
Went out for a surf with a shark
He suffered some harm
To his leg and his arm
But didn’t report on the bark.

John Moynes

Pic: Matt Meola/AP

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4 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    …But didn’t report on the bark…
    -Eh, excuse me???

    Dear Mr. Moynes.
    As any Limericksmith worthy of the name will tell you, you write your last line first.
    You don’t just jam in a line that rhymes and hope for the best.

    Good day to you Sir.
    I have more pressing matters to attend to.

    1. Chris

      He has extreme shock and severe blood loss, that doesn’t leave you looking sparky. Not sure why this is a subject of ridicule, will we look forward to limericks on the subjects of more victims of maiming, perhaps a car wreck limerick about a paraplegic victim?

      1. Kieran NYC

        We had a limerick about that girl who got mauled at Dublin Zoo a few years back.

        Don’t believe there was ever an apology either.

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