Valentine’s Day cards for single people by offensive postcard vendor and artist Mr Bingo, who sez:
If nobody else is gonna treat you, fuck it, you may as well treat yourself. Each Valentines card is a bespoke piece of hand drawn art, signed and created (with love) by Mr Bingo.
Choose from 1. Romantic 2. Creepy or 3. Filthy. Pay £40.
And be quick about it, you dateless horror.
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Sure ye can geta half decent fleshlight these days for 40 squid.
Link?
When you say ‘half decent’ I hear ‘second-hand’.
I can’t stand swearing for no reason in things like this. Just adding random, out of context, swearwords because you think it makes it funny. Same goes for that Lovin Dublin twit with his “So I ordered the fish and fupping chips” etc.
Unbefackinglievable. My Dad had a mate who, as well as using swear words, liked to put them inside words as well, as if just swearing in a sentence wasn’t QUITE enough.
unfuknreal
My post was edited but the big picture at the top has an uncensored swearword. That’s why I though it was ok. :-D
I imagine most ladies in waking the feminists will be buying themselves one of these little beauties.
You cheeky scamp you!
Ha! It’s funny because they’re feminists and therefore must be single. Ha! You’re mad you are.
Your weird fixation on that one post from like a year ago is beyond creepy…