Have You Seen My Board?

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A defiantly-colored one-off deck MISSING.

Laura Gaynor writes:

I know you don’t normally do this but I’m wondering if you can help reunite me with my skateboard.

I left it/ last saw it on the 11am train from Dun Laoghaire [County Dublin] to Greystones [County Wicklow] but it is now missing.

it’s is a custom-made one-off Penneyboard. There is only one of this board in existence and it looks like an Irish flag.

I got it because I don’t like cycling or walking. Can the readers of broadsheet help reunite me with the extension of my feet?

Anyone?

UPDATE:

Radacious.

Nice one Harry, in fairness.

19 thoughts on “Have You Seen My Board?

  1. Alex Francis

    think I just seen Bart Simpson whizz by on it. I asked him to stop but he just said ‘eat my shorts man’ and skated off.

    1. Compassion Cash

      What about professional skateboarding? How is different to any other sport / activity ?

      Just because it’s not plastered over TV and doesn’t have huge alcohol sponsoring , it’s not real to you . Proper bog brain.

      1. wearnicehats

        I’m guessing you’re:

        a. Over 10
        b. Own a skateboard
        c. Hang about outside Portobello college with your arse hanging out of your trousers
        d. Wear a woolly hat regardless of the weather
        e. Are still working on Movember 2013

        Anyway – I assume that if you are any of the above, your goal in life is to somehow get paid lots of money to dick about on a plank of wood in america somewhere. Which won’t happen. Either that or you need to have a long look at yourself.

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            I’m with you Compassion Cash .
            I tried to make an anagram of that other lad’s name to cheer you up.
            I have A.S.H.I.T.E so far, but I have to think of something I can spell with the leftover letters…
            W.A.N.C.E and R.

          2. wearnicehats

            Ooooh anagrams – what fun

            Wearnicehats – How about Acne War Shi.te? – I prefer “A Teacher Wins” myself

            Compassion Cash – “moccasin ass hop” (i like this because it ties in with the skateboarder thing and with what I think of them)

            badatmemes – how about “Stab me dame”? although I think you’d be more at home with “basted me ma”

            anyhoo see ya later boy (see what I did there)

    2. Sheikh Yabooti

      I use one to move large heavy stuff like washing machines and such; turns when you lean it, leave the end poking out to push down to lift front over door jambs etc. Today’s top tip.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        I use mine to move large heavy stuff like pianos and such.
        I also bring an office chair and play a few tunes along the way.

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